When I read that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/ryan-lochte" target="_blank">Olympic gold medal swimmer</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/what-would-ryan-lochte-do" target="_blank">failed reality TV star</a> Ryan Lochte was doing something yesterday that involved delivering pizza, I immediately had to go to my records and see who won the “What Will Ryan Lochte Do.