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A Celebration Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Best Lines, Written As A Romantic Comedy

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In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger's 67th birthday, here are his best classic movie lines reimagined as romantic comedy script.

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Hey, remember Rae Dawn Chong? Well, She Called Oprah a Field N___. Huh.

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I have no idea how it started, but Rae Dawn Chong has been a FilmDrunk comments meme for about as long as I can remember, so I always get a little excited when her name comes up in real life.

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Commando reboot has “a great script”, says liar

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As far as I'm concerned, the only thing that could possibly be better than the original Commando is watching small African children explain the plot of the original Commando.

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This African Child Loves Commando

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Alex is a 9-year old Tanzania kid with a clean bill of health and a hunger for good, old American movie violence.

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Commando: The Musical (Now With More Arm Chopping)

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Every few months or so, someone puts together a rap or a musical dedicated to Arnold or one of his movies, and they're almost always awesome because it's Arnold.

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Remember when I said I’d remake you last? I lied.

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Released in 1985, Commando is indisputably the high-water mark of 80s action movies.

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As a wise man named Tupac once said, "California knows how to party.



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You owe it to yourself to watch this at least until the 2:15 mark.

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