LOUIS VAN AMSTEL

Kendra Is Going to Win ‘Dancing With the Stars’

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Below is the first clip of Kendra Wilkinson rehearsing for "Dancing with the Stars," and I won't oversell it: it's SPECTACULAR.

Reality TV

New ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Cast

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Because nothing can exist without corporate synergy, ABC unveiled the new cast of "Dancing with the Stars" during last night's episode of "The Bachelor.

VIDEOS

Dancing With Stars In Argentina May Get You Pregnant

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For those that think America is the greatest country in the world, I present to you Exhibit A as to why you are terribly misguided.

JULIANNE HOUGH

Julianne Hough’s Sexy New Video Banned By CMT???

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Recently, gossip sites and country music message boards were all atwitter with the news that former "Dancing With the Stars" dancer Julianne Hough's new music video was banned by CMT for being too raunchy.

rumors

Lindsay Lohan to ‘Dancing with the Stars’?????

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Awwwww yeaaaaaahhh we got some question marks in the headline.

SARAH PALIN

Rumor of the Day: Sarah Palin Forced Bristol to Go on ‘Dancing’

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Hey, remember when we were all crazy about Bristol Palin getting so far on "Dancing with the Stars".

JENNIFER GREY

Jennifer Grey Wins ‘Dancing with the Stars’; Apocalypse Postponed

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Jennifer Grey harnessed power from the Ghost of Swayze and was <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2010/11/jennifer-grey-wins-moral-order-restored-to-nation.html" target="_blank">named "Dancing with the Stars" champion</a> during the 11th season finale last night, restoring some modicum of faith in the American populace.

FATTIES

Shut Up, Bristol

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Bristol Palin really does it all: she became a single teen mom and encouraged other girls to abstain from sex, then she clomped around on her fat hooves and failed her way up into the finals of "Dancing with the Stars" solely because her mother is one of the most divisive people in America.

WISCONSIN

Man Shoots TV Because of Bristol Palin’s Lousy Dancing

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Despite clomping around the stage like a horse in spandex, Bristol Palin -- the only "Dancing with the Stars" contestant lazy and undisciplined enough to gain weight on the show -- made the finals of "DWTS" when the talented and graceful Brandy was voted off.

WHITE PEOPLE DANCING

Leave This Out Of The Movie, Kurt

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In case you haven’t been watching – and I seriously hope you haven’t been watching – former Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner has been a contestant on Dancing with the Stars this season, and his performances through this week have reportedly been bad.

VH1

Audrina Off ‘DWTS’; VH1 Show Next

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Last night, Audrina Patridge was voted off of "Dancing with the Stars" even though she got the second-highest score from the judges.

Reality TV

David Hasselhoff Booted Hoff 'DWTS'

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A surprising result in last night's "Dancing with the Stars": David Hasselhoff was voted off the show.

#BOARDWALK EMPIRE

Ratings News + 'Boardwalk' Renewed

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DJ Kitty has already <a href="http://deadspin.com/5641861/heres-a-video-of-a-cat-on-the-turntables" target="_blank">made the Internet rounds</a>, but I figured I'd put him here for posterity to spice up discussion of last night's ratings.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What's on Tonight: Fall TV Begins!

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Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) -- Series premiere.

Dogs

Whatever.

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As promised, ABC revealed the cast of the new season of "Dancing with the Stars," and this is the sort of thing I have to write about even though I don't watch the show.

THE SITUATION

Bristol Palin to be in ZZZZZZZZZZ

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The new "Dancing with the Stars" cast will be announced on Monday night, which means I'll probably have to write about it on Tuesday.

good morning america

Erin Andrews’s First GMA Report: Victims of Stalking

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ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews rose to greater (and well-deserved) fame with a an impressive run on "Dancing with the Stars" -- a remarkable return to the public eye after a stalker released nude video of her taken from peephole videos in different hotels.


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