FATTIES

Shut Up, Bristol

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Bristol Palin really does it all: she became a single teen mom and encouraged other girls to abstain from sex, then she clomped around on her fat hooves and failed her way up into the finals of "Dancing with the Stars" solely because her mother is one of the most divisive people in America.

WISCONSIN

Man Shoots TV Because of Bristol Palin’s Lousy Dancing

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Despite clomping around the stage like a horse in spandex, Bristol Palin -- the only "Dancing with the Stars" contestant lazy and undisciplined enough to gain weight on the show -- made the finals of "DWTS" when the talented and graceful Brandy was voted off.

WHITE PEOPLE DANCING

Leave This Out Of The Movie, Kurt

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In case you haven’t been watching – and I seriously hope you haven’t been watching – former Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner has been a contestant on Dancing with the Stars this season, and his performances through this week have reportedly been bad.

VH1

Audrina Off ‘DWTS'; VH1 Show Next

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Last night, Audrina Patridge was voted off of "Dancing with the Stars" even though she got the second-highest score from the judges.

Reality TV

David Hasselhoff Booted Hoff 'DWTS'

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A surprising result in last night's "Dancing with the Stars": David Hasselhoff was voted off the show.

#BOARDWALK EMPIRE

Ratings News + 'Boardwalk' Renewed

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DJ Kitty has already <a href="http://deadspin.com/5641861/heres-a-video-of-a-cat-on-the-turntables" target="_blank">made the Internet rounds</a>, but I figured I'd put him here for posterity to spice up discussion of last night's ratings.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What's on Tonight: Fall TV Begins!

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Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) -- Series premiere.

Dogs

Whatever.

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As promised, ABC revealed the cast of the new season of "Dancing with the Stars," and this is the sort of thing I have to write about even though I don't watch the show.

THE SITUATION

Bristol Palin to be in ZZZZZZZZZZ

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The new "Dancing with the Stars" cast will be announced on Monday night, which means I'll probably have to write about it on Tuesday.

good morning america

Erin Andrews’s First GMA Report: Victims of Stalking

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ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews rose to greater (and well-deserved) fame with a an impressive run on "Dancing with the Stars" -- a remarkable return to the public eye after a stalker released nude video of her taken from peephole videos in different hotels.

WHITE PEOPLE DANCING

Kurt Warner Will Dance Like No One Is Watching, And No One Will Watch

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Kurt Warner will join former NFL quarterback Troy Aikman Dancing with the Stars next season.

TROY AIKMAN

Troy Aikman Sashays His Way Onto Dancing With the Stars

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Though he may change his mind when he realizes that it's against the rules to pick a male dance partner, former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and footballing hall-of-famer Troy Aikman will once again don a pair of the formfitting pants you know he's been pining for since his concussion filled days on the gridiron finished up and shake his groove thang on national television.

RATINGS

Old People Still Like CBS

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The 2009-10 television season ends tonight, and CBS is once again the most-watched network in America, while Fox had the most viewers under the age of 50 for the sixth straight year.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s On Tonight: ‘DWTS’ Finale

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Dancing with the Stars (ABC) -- Season finale.

Reality TV

America Is Crazy

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The live telecast of "Dancing with the Stars" ran late last night, so I ended up watching the last couple minutes of the elimination ceremony.

ESPN

Jeez, Erin. Eyeshadow Much?

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We really haven't been covering "Dancing With The Stars" over here, in large part because Chad Ocho Cinco is better on Twitter than he is on TV, but also because watching people dancing pales in comparison to, well, watching a British guy limp around with an American accent or watching that guy from "Oz" rough people up.

Reality TV

KATE GOSSELIN: AMERICA’S SWEETHEART

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Kate Gosselin, who managed to make a tubby cheating douche in Ed Hardy shirts look sympathetic, couldn't pick up the jive on "Dancing with the Stars,' so of course it was her teacher Tony Dovolani's fault.

SHANNEN DOHERTY

WHAT’S ON 2NITE: HOT BODIES IN SEQUINS

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Dancing with the Stars (ABC) -- Season premiere.


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