xmas ape

Darnell Dockett Signed a Two-Year Deal With The 49ers

| 20 Comments

Rather than go back to the Cardinals for less money, Darnell Dockett signed with a division rival.

trolling

Darnell Dockett 1, Raiders Fans 0

| 16 Comments

Just 'cause he's hurt doesn't mean he can't troll.

sarah sprague

Darnell Dockett Rewards the “Real MVP” of the Cards-Niners Fan Fight

| 31 Comments

Breakup a fight in the stands, meet your favorite football player. Hero.

STRIPPERS

Darnell Dockett’s early Christmas gift to the world (NSFW)

| 7 Comments

It's the season of giving, after all. And after a weekend of shopping and watching plenty of football, what more could you want than a gift? Something wrapped up in a bow, something nice, something to keep you warm at night?

xmas ape

Darnell Dockett Got Beasted

| 10 Comments

Darnell Dockett is an awesome character and a solid defensive lineman, but oooohhhh boy, did he get run over by Marshawn Lynch on a carry in the red zone in the second half.

xmas ape

Seahawks-Cardinals TNF Live Blog, Second Half

| 523 Comments

Cardinals got two first downs on their opening drive, which is a smashing success by their standards.

xmas ape

Darnell Dockett Is Super Shredder

| 12 Comments

The NFL's trillest player and KSK favorite Darnell Dockett now has a facemask to fit his general awesomeness.

xmas ape

Rest Easy, Darnell Dockett Has Registered His Hand Grenade

| 22 Comments

By the way guns are legal in the state of Arizona.

xmas ape

A Simple Plea: Give Darnell Dockett A Talk Show Set At King of Diamonds

| 17 Comments

No one has been better at social media the past month than Darnell Dockett.

xmas ape

Cheercation – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

| 36 Comments

Even though it's December, it hasn't been especially cold in the mid-Atlantic region.

xmas ape

Cardinals-Rams Live Blog, Second Half

| 723 Comments

As opposed to our previous two live blogs, where all first half offense eased into the game just before halftime life it was trying to be fashionably late, both teams got on the board with their first possession, appearing shockingly competent.

xmas ape

Cardinals-Rams Live Blog, First Half

| 569 Comments

After years as a laughingstock, the NFC West is considered by some to be the best in football so far this year.

xmas ape

What Is Cake Darnell Looking At? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

| 17 Comments

Darnell Dockett's birthday cake is pretty trill, but lacks a necessary frosting gator, so I won't be partying with him.


Sign Up