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A New Study Suggests That The ‘Trophy Wife’ Is Just A Myth Perpetuated By Haters

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According to a new sociological study, the 'trophy wife' is an unfair and demeaning stereotype, because women actually love old, rich men.

Donald Trump To Howard Stern: I Would Not Have Sex With Kim Kardashian Or Jennifer Lopez

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Donald Trump says that he wouldn't have sex with either Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian, because he's got standards, dammit.

THE DAILY SHOW

Jon Stewart Took Donald Trump To Task For ‘Spraying His Name Jizz’ Across The Chicago Skyline

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Donald Trump put a gaudy "TRUMP" sign across his latest gaudy building, and Chicago is not happy about it.

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Donald Trump’s Bloated Ego Hit New Levels Of Unintentional Hilarity Last Night

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Donald Trump is a parody of a parody of a parody, and now he's tweeting out fake-quotes he thinks he said.

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Stephen Colbert Took On Michael Sam And His ‘Hardcore Closed-Lip Brief And Affectionate Pecking’

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Here's what Stephen Colbert had to say about Michael Sam being drafted by the Rams, filtered through Donald Trump's ignorant horndogging.

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Donald Trump On Donald Sterling: ‘He Got Set Up By A Very, Very Bad Girlfriend’

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On 'Fox and Friends,' Donald Trump said he thinks that what Donald Sterling said was 'despicable' and V. Stiviano was 'baiting him.'

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Donald Trump: Donald Sterling Was Setup By “The Girlfriend From Hell”

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The Donald thinks the other Donald didn't get a fair shake.

ACADEMY AWARDS

Kim Novak Has Responded To All The Bullies From The Oscars With An Open Letter On Facebook

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Kim Novak has posted an open letter on Facebook in response to all the mean things people had to say after her Oscars appearance.

BURGER KING

A Very Scientific Ranking Of The 29 Worst Celebrity Guests In WrestleMania History

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We're counting down the 29 worst celebrity guests in WWE WrestleMania history, from Kim Kardashian to the 'Where's the Beef?' lady.

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Donald Trump Hated The Oscars More Than Everyone Else Combined

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Donald Trump was in full-on troll mode during the Academy Awards.

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Important (To No One): Donald Trump Identifies His Favorite And Least Favorite Reporters

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The most important news of the day: Does Donald Trump like Brian Williams, or LIKE like Brian Williams?

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Donald Trump Trades Blows With His Fictional Counterpart, Ebenezer Scrooge, In The Latest Epic Rap Battle

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Donald Trump matches rhymes and insults with Ebenezer Scrooge in the ultimate Grinch-off.

DENTISTS

Donald Trump’s Old Post Office Hotel In Washington DC Can’t Have A Strip Club

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According to the rules laid out in the 319-page leasing agreement, Donald Trump cannot have a strip club at his new Old Post Office Pavilion hotel.

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Stephen Colbert Supports Miss South Carolina’s Pride In Her State’s Love For Mobile Homes

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Miss South Carolina touted her state's high mobile home rate on the Miss America pageant. Stephen Colbert has her back.

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Bill Maher Went On ‘The Tonight Show’ And Ripped On Jay Leno To His Face

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Left-wing comedian Bill Maher took the opportunity to rip on Jay Leno on Leno's own show, and then held nothing back when talking about his nemesis Donald Trump.

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Donald Trump Engaged A ‘Modern Family’ Writer In A Twitter Feud And Got Absolutely Served

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... and Donald Trump is knocked out in the first round with a verbal right jab.

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Gold Toilets, Bears, And Race-Baiting Missiles: Taiwanese Animation Takes On The Trump-Stewart Feud

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The wait is over. Taiwese animation has taken on the Trump-Stewart "F*ckface Von Clownstick" feud. And it is glorious.


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