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Donald Trump Has Revealed The Latest ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Cast And There Are Some Real Gems This Season

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The new 'Celebrity Apprentice' cast has been revealed and it's everything we hoped it could be and more.

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Donald Trump’s Out Of Control Narcissism Caused Him To Tweet A Lovely Tribute To Serial Killers

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Donald Trump has yet again spectacularly failed at Twitter. Let's all point and laugh at him.

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The American Doctor With Ebola Has Returned Home, Much To Donald Trump’s Chagrin

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Donald Trump Is the Worst Reason #3,293: his "advice" to the United States about what to do with the American doctor with Ebola.

TROPHY WIVES

A New Study Suggests That The ‘Trophy Wife’ Is Just A Myth Perpetuated By Haters

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According to a new sociological study, the 'trophy wife' is an unfair and demeaning stereotype, because women actually love old, rich men.

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Donald Trump To Howard Stern: I Would Not Have Sex With Kim Kardashian Or Jennifer Lopez

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Donald Trump says that he wouldn't have sex with either Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian, because he's got standards, dammit.

#JON STEWART

Jon Stewart Took Donald Trump To Task For ‘Spraying His Name Jizz’ Across The Chicago Skyline

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Donald Trump put a gaudy "TRUMP" sign across his latest gaudy building, and Chicago is not happy about it.

#Twitter

Donald Trump’s Bloated Ego Hit New Levels Of Unintentional Hilarity Last Night

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Donald Trump is a parody of a parody of a parody, and now he's tweeting out fake-quotes he thinks he said.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Stephen Colbert Took On Michael Sam And His ‘Hardcore Closed-Lip Brief And Affectionate Pecking’

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Here's what Stephen Colbert had to say about Michael Sam being drafted by the Rams, filtered through Donald Trump's ignorant horndogging.

#FOX NEWS

Donald Trump On Donald Sterling: ‘He Got Set Up By A Very, Very Bad Girlfriend’

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On 'Fox and Friends,' Donald Trump said he thinks that what Donald Sterling said was 'despicable' and V. Stiviano was 'baiting him.'

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Donald Trump: Donald Sterling Was Setup By “The Girlfriend From Hell”

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The Donald thinks the other Donald didn't get a fair shake.

#MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

Kim Novak Has Responded To All The Bullies From The Oscars With An Open Letter On Facebook

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Kim Novak has posted an open letter on Facebook in response to all the mean things people had to say after her Oscars appearance.

#NFL

A Very Scientific Ranking Of The 29 Worst Celebrity Guests In WrestleMania History

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We're counting down the 29 worst celebrity guests in WWE WrestleMania history, from Kim Kardashian to the 'Where's the Beef?' lady.

#Twitter

Donald Trump Hated The Oscars More Than Everyone Else Combined

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Donald Trump was in full-on troll mode during the Academy Awards.

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Important (To No One): Donald Trump Identifies His Favorite And Least Favorite Reporters

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The most important news of the day: Does Donald Trump like Brian Williams, or LIKE like Brian Williams?

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Donald Trump Trades Blows With His Fictional Counterpart, Ebenezer Scrooge, In The Latest Epic Rap Battle

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Donald Trump matches rhymes and insults with Ebenezer Scrooge in the ultimate Grinch-off.

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Donald Trump’s Old Post Office Hotel In Washington DC Can’t Have A Strip Club

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According to the rules laid out in the 319-page leasing agreement, Donald Trump cannot have a strip club at his new Old Post Office Pavilion hotel.

#STEPHEN COLBERT

Stephen Colbert Supports Miss South Carolina’s Pride In Her State’s Love For Mobile Homes

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Miss South Carolina touted her state's high mobile home rate on the Miss America pageant. Stephen Colbert has her back.


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