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Here Are The 8 Dumbest Things Donald Trump Has Tweeted In The Last Year

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From comparing Tom Brady to Hillary Clinton to suggesting that 'Black-ish' is racist, here's the Hall of Fame of Donald Trump dumb tweets.

JAY LENO

‘What The Hell Were You Thinking?': Jay Leno’s Most Memorable Interviews

The two-time 'Tonight Show' host turns 65 today. Let's celebrate with a look back at some of his most memorable interview moments.

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Donald Trump Says He Is Totally Going To Investigate Ted Cruz’s Eligibility To Run For President

Trump will stop any filthy Canadians trying to be president of our country!

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Donald Trump Is Buying Iconic Golf Courses So He Can Ruin Them

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As one might imagine, Donald Trump's golf courses are tasteless monstrosities.

MARTHA STEWART

Martha Stewart Claims She’s Got The Skills To Roll A Perfect Joint

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Martha Stewart reveals her joint rolling skills in this interview and determines which billionaires she'd shag, marry, or kill.

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OK Everybody, Donald Trump Is Really Going To Run For President In 2016

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The Donald's even hiring staff and (gasp!) delaying signing a deal to continue as host of 'The Celebrity Apprentice.'

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Donald Trump Says The Oscars Were ‘A Great Night For Mexico, As Usual’

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Nobody gave Donald Trump his say on who won at the Oscars so predictably he's pooping his pants about it.

GHOSTBUSTERS

Donald Trump Also Has Strong Feelings Regarding The ‘Ghostbusters’ Reboot

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Trump took to his Instagram to yell about the new all-female 'Ghostbusters' and Harrison Ford-free 'Indiana Jones.'

#Bill Cosby

Shockingly, Donald Trump Tweeted Something Insensitive After Last Night’s Awkward ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

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In what should come as a surprise to no one, Donald Trump is still a gigantic a-hole.

#Bill Cosby

Keshia Knight Pulliam Got Fired By Donald Trump On ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ For Refusing To Call Bill Cosby

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Keshia Knight Pulliam, AKA Rudy Huxtable from The Cosby Show, refused to call Bill Cosby to ask for a donation. Gee, I WONDER WHY?!

CELEBRITY APPRENTICE

Donald Trump Has Revealed The Latest ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Cast And There Are Some Real Gems This Season

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The new 'Celebrity Apprentice' cast has been revealed and it's everything we hoped it could be and more.

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Donald Trump’s Out Of Control Narcissism Caused Him To Tweet A Lovely Tribute To Serial Killers

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Donald Trump has yet again spectacularly failed at Twitter. Let's all point and laugh at him.

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The American Doctor With Ebola Has Returned Home, Much To Donald Trump’s Chagrin

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Donald Trump Is the Worst Reason #3,293: his "advice" to the United States about what to do with the American doctor with Ebola.

TROPHY WIVES

A New Study Suggests That The ‘Trophy Wife’ Is Just A Myth Perpetuated By Haters

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According to a new sociological study, the 'trophy wife' is an unfair and demeaning stereotype, because women actually love old, rich men.

KIM KARDASHIAN

Donald Trump To Howard Stern: I Would Not Have Sex With Kim Kardashian Or Jennifer Lopez

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Donald Trump says that he wouldn't have sex with either Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian, because he's got standards, dammit.

#JON STEWART

Jon Stewart Took Donald Trump To Task For ‘Spraying His Name Jizz’ Across The Chicago Skyline

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Donald Trump put a gaudy "TRUMP" sign across his latest gaudy building, and Chicago is not happy about it.

#Twitter

Donald Trump’s Bloated Ego Hit New Levels Of Unintentional Hilarity Last Night

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Donald Trump is a parody of a parody of a parody, and now he's tweeting out fake-quotes he thinks he said.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Stephen Colbert Took On Michael Sam And His ‘Hardcore Closed-Lip Brief And Affectionate Pecking’

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Here's what Stephen Colbert had to say about Michael Sam being drafted by the Rams, filtered through Donald Trump's ignorant horndogging.

#FOX NEWS

Donald Trump On Donald Sterling: ‘He Got Set Up By A Very, Very Bad Girlfriend’

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On 'Fox and Friends,' Donald Trump said he thinks that what Donald Sterling said was 'despicable' and V. Stiviano was 'baiting him.'


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