StuScott Booyahs

The Fail Lion has a New Decree for His Followers

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Lions fans have the best grammar of all NFL fans, thanks to their noble king.

xmas ape

‘BOUT TAH BE CHEW-CHEWIN’ UP IN FORD FIELD

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The Lions seem to be making incremental gains in talent with each passing year since the exorcism of Dark Lord Millenstopheles, though it's still a little premature to call them a decent team.

xmas ape

The Avatars of Ungodly Football Futility. WHO YA GOT?

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Last year, the Lions set the benchmark for failure to which all future failures will be compared, at least until the NFL expands its schedule to 18 games and some woebegone franchise (Redskins.

you poor Lions fans

You Should Have Added a Thorn in Its Paw!

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[A procession of kazoo players enter from a hallway, followed by a regal figure] Fail Lion: Royal iconographers.


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