Here’s The Saddest, Most Pathetic Fantasy Football Email That You Will Ever Read

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As always, I’d like to preface this post about fantasy football by saying that I do not, under any circumstance, believe that I am an expert.


FanDuel Fantasy Football Week 2: Sign Up, Win $3,000 In Prizes

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<a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL"> Week 1 fantasy football with FanDuel was a huge success, especially for me -- despite my horrible fantasy sports acumen and inability to finish higher than 900th in a field of 850, I actually placed winning four bucks for my performance. You know how much it cost to sign up? Zero dollars. That's a four dollar profit, and I'm terrible. If you missed last week's game, we're giving you another shot. For Week 2's weekend games, FanDuel has set up a contest worth $3,000 in prizes, with the top 300 finishers winning money. It's only $2 to <a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL" target="_blank">sign up this time</a>, meaning even terrible players are almost guaranteed to double their money, and every entrant is allowed up to three teams.


Last Chance, People: Sign Up For Free Week 1 Fantasy And Win $1000


<a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL"> Come on, look at him. You don't want to be like him, do you? That's what you'll look like if you forget to <a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL" target="_blank">sign up for our TOTALLY FREE Week 1 NFL Fantasy Football game with FanDuel.com</a>.


REPORT: Fantasy Football Is Ruining The American Economy

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In news that should shock probably no person in any civilized society, people don’t like doing actual work at their jobs, according to a recent study.


Justin Tuck’s Message to Lazy Fantasy Football Owners


New York Giants defensive end Justin Tuck has a message for all the fantasy football owners that forget to set their lineups.


Football Season Is Here: Sign Up For Free Week 1 Fantasy With FanDuel And Win $1K


<a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL"> Football season starts tomorrow (!!) so this is one of your last chances to sign up for our totally free, one-night fantasy football game with <a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL" target="_blank">FanDuel.com</a>.


You’ve Read Our Fantasy Football Guides, Now Put It To Work And Win 1K With FanDuel


<a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL"> If you haven't, make sure you do that first. Earlier this week, the esteemed Mr. Ashley Burns put together an official With Leather guide to drafting your fantasy football team, dividing it up by position and using as many bikini model photos as possible. - <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/the-2012-with-leather-fantasy-football-draft-guide-knowing-your-quarterbacks" target="_blank">2012 With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Knowing Your Quarterbacks</a> - <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/the-2012-with-leather-fantasy-football-draft-guide-picking-running-backs" target="_blank">2012 With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Selecting Your Running Backs</a> - <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/the-2012-with-leather-fantasy-football-draft-guide-receivers-and-tight-ends" target="_blank">2012 With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Receivers And Tight Ends</a> Now that you're ready to draft an unbeatable team of Brooklyn Deckers, Adriana Limas and Kathy Irelands, put that to use with our <a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL" target="_blank">totally FREE Week 1 fantasy football game with FanDuel.com</a>.


The 2012 With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Receivers And Tight Ends

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Based on my first two installments to this year’s With Leather Fantasy Football Guide – which has already won 6 Peabody Awards for excellence in mixing semi-nude women with some dude’s thoughts about stuff – it’s clear that I value running backs first and quarterbacks second this year.


8.30 The Cooler

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Stephanie Monique The 2012 Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Knowing Your Quarterbacks [With Leather] What A Thug About: 5 Examples Of Beanie Sigel's Legal Struggles [Hip-Hop Wired] 10 Sexy GIFs of Girls Washing Cars [Complex] Fear Of A Black President [The Atlantic] Kim Kardashian And Old [...].


The 2012 With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Selecting Your Running Backs

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By now, you should have already read what I assume will be the world’s foremost guide on choosing which fantasy quarterback is right for you.


The 2012 With Leather Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Knowing Your Quarterbacks

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Before last season, I took my first shot at making a set of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/fantasy-football-virgin-sign-up-for-our-free-game-with-fanduel-and-win-1000" target="_blank">fantasy football</a> guidelines – I hate calling them rankings, even though I technically ranked players – in which I offered my humble advice for the average football fan taking his first dip in the fake sports pool.


Give Fantasy Football A Second Chance: Sign Up For Free & Win $1K With FanDuel

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<a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL"> Tired of missing out on our free fantasy football games? <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/worst-investment-of-the-year-having-a-baby-with-terrell-owens" target="_blank">Need money to take care of any random children you've had in the last year</a>.


Fantasy Football Virgin? Sign Up For Our Free Game With FanDuel And Win $1000

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<a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL"> Don't be scared, the first time's a little awkward for everyone. If you've never played fantasy football with <a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL" target="_blank">FanDuel.com</a>, now's your chance.


Be Ready For Week 1: Sign Up To Win $1000 With Fanduel Fantasy Football


<a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL"> We've been <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/fanduel" target="_blank">running awesome fantasy baseball games</a> alongside <a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL" target="_blank">Fanduel.com</a> all summer, but football is almost back, and we're ready to hit fantasy sports right in its wheelhouse.


Is It Just Me Or Does Tom Brady Look Way Too Much Like Dexter (and Morning Links)


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So Easy We’re Making It Bigger: Win $500 Murdering Me At Fantasy Football


<a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/withleather.aspx?AID=586&subid=Week+15+GPP&pid=14"> <a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/withleather.aspx?AID=586&subid=Week+15+GPP&pid=14">Here's a picture of Houston Texans quarterback T.J. Yates and tight end Owen Daniels hugging each other in celebration of being drafted to my terrible Draftstreet fantasy football team. You should be hugging, too, because this week's contest -- <a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/withleather.aspx?AID=586&subid=Week+15+GPP&pid=14">a 50-person cash game for $11 that gives you a chance to win money from a $500 dollar cash pool and gives $5 to anyone who places higher than me</a> -- proved so popular that they're adding 50 more players to the mix.


The Easiest $500 You’ll Ever Win: Beat Brandon In Draftstreet Fantasy Football


<a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/withleather.aspx?AID=586&subid=Week+15+GPP&pid=14"> I'm cheating this time. I'm going the Tebow route, and I'm going to read my Bible and finish first place in fantasy football with Draftstreet. <a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/withleather.aspx?AID=586&subid=Week+15+GPP&pid=14">Of course, that's not going to happen (the me winning part, at least), and that's where you come on. Instead of a freeroll this month, With Leather has organized a cash game. The <a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/withleather.aspx?AID=586&subid=Week+15+GPP&pid=14">first 50 people who drop $11 dollars to play get a chance to win money from a $500 dollar cash pool</a>, and here's the best part: every single person who finishes higher than me wins $5.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Pizza Hut Presents The Monday Morning Links

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Links Barbara Walters Interviews The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles In 1991 - I remember this, as I remember everything Ninja Turtles related.


Last Call For This Weekend’s Free Fantasy Football, Play And Win $250

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<a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/?aid=586&subid=week+10+freeroll&pid=14&game_id=458181"> <a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/freerollfb.aspx?AID=586&subid=Week+10+Freeroll&pid=14">My team is set. As promised, I drafted Aaron Rodgers, all 21-k-plus of him, and I'm hoping he's enough of an undercover secret for me to gain the advantage and win our weekend's free fantasy football game through Draftstreet. If not, at least I can know I associated his performance with this sad looking dog in a cheesehead, and that is something. If you haven't <a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/?aid=586&subid=week+10+freeroll&pid=14&game_id=458181">signed up to play yet</a>, I'm urging you to do so now.


Now Even Football Puppies Want You To Win $250 Playing Free Fantasy Football

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<a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/freerollfb.aspx?AID=586&subid=Week+10+Freeroll&pid=14">If the Kate Upton and NFL cheerleader pictures haven't gotten you to <a href="http://www.draftstreet.com/l/freerollfb.aspx?AID=586&subid=Week+10+Freeroll&pid=14">sign up for our free fantasy football weekend game with Draftstreet</a>, I'm taking the next step in shilling: pictures of English bulldog puppies wearing football jerseys.

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