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KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake: Baltimore Ravens

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Last year: 10-6, Super Bowl champions Acquisitions: Elvis Dumervil, Matt Elam, Chris Canty, Caleb Hanie (.

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Ravens Fans: Still The Worst

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If you don't like the San Francisco 49ers, no one is going to hold that against you.

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Lookin’ Good, Ravens Maniac

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A man with the Twitter handle @RavenManic is swept up with the fever that only the playoffs and Ray Lewis' farewell to bionic arms can bring.

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SHANK SO HARD UNIVERSITY

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA BALTIMORE GATORADE BATHS FOR ALL HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF /hater This game broke Twitter and for good reason.

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WELCOME, 2010 SEASON.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 6th Seed – Baltimore Ravens

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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Terrible Towel vs. FEARSOME RAVENS TOWEL! WHO YA TWIRL?

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The Ravens announced earlier this week that they'll be passing out tens of thousands of rally towels at M&T Bank Stadium prior to Sunday night's blood feud with the Steelers.

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The Most Fearsome Wedding Procession Ever

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I cry for this couple's future children.

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KSK 2009 NFL Prekkake: AFC North

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It’s that time of year again, when we’re so devoid of content that, rather than spending time gushing over Jeff George's Uncle Rico-esque comeback tape, we run through our predictably inaccurate prognostications for the upcoming year, division by division.

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SOON THEY'LL ELECT A UNIBROW TO BE MAYOR.

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Cloudy With a Chance of Carrion Crows

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The Wall Street Journal takes a moment away from cranking out my pointillism portrait to remind us that the Cleveland Browns of Baltimore were almost named the Baltimore Marauders, which rolls off the tongue similarly enough to "murderers" to just maybe work.

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Godspeed, Little Doodle

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Joe Flacco, the starting Ravens quarterback and last keeper of the Frida Kahlo bloodline, is auctioning off a signed doodle of himself to support Neurofibromatosis, Inc.

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"Also, Can Bounties Be Legal.

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On Inauguration Weekend, Let’s Put Unity Aside and Hit Each Other in the Mouth

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For all the readers who hate my onslaught of homerism on KSK and want to see me get my comeuppance, today may be your lucky day.

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Baltimore’s Ravin’ !!!

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Mocking awkward white people dance may be the lowest of the low hanging fruit, but I just can't help myself.

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Because B-More Has Too Many Dahhhhkies For Massachusetts!

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From a concerned and troubled reader in a troubled city: "It's bad enough that I have to be a Titans fan living in fucking Baltimore city.


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