Posts Tagged: FLORIDA

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You’ll Never Guess What A Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Was Arrested For

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A Florida man was arrested for possession this week and the judge pretty much lost it when he heard the name of the man.

dumb criminals

Florida Woman Brazenly Steals Wine From A Grocery Store, Sans Pants

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A Florida woman strolled into a Publix earlier this week, picked up two boxes of wine and then strolled back out.

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Oh, Florida: Atheist Attacks Roommate With Butter Knife Because He Thought He Was Jesus

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A Florida man and self-described atheist is charged with attacking his roommate with a butter knife because he thought he was Jesus, because why not, Florida?

FLORIDA

Meet Tacko Fall, The Tallest High School Basketball Player In The World

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Billed as 'The World's Tallest High School Basketball Player,' Tacko Fall has a highlight reel that shows him dunking on everyone in his way.

FLORIDA WOMAN

Now We Know Why The Topless Woman In Florida Destroyed That McDonald’s, And Oral Sex Is Involved, Naturally

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We finally get an answer to the question we've all been asking: why did the topless woman in a thong destroy that McDonald's in Florida?

FLORIDA

This Couple Celebrated The Return Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ By Having A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Themed Wedding

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This Orlando, Florida superfan had a 'Game of Thrones' themed wedding on the premiere date of the fourth season of 'Game of Thrones'.

FLORIDA

Watch A Topless Woman In A Thong Go On A Rampage Inside A McDonald’s, Then Stop To Chug Ice Cream

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A topless woman destroying a McDonald's in Florida is the most Florida footage ever.

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Two Of The Sochi Stray Dogs Have Retired To The Good Life In Florida

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The ARNI Foundation in Daytona Beach has brought the first two of 18 Sochi stray dogs to the United States for a much better life.

FLORIDA

‘South Park’s’ Terrifying Prophecy Of Old People Driving Just Came True

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An 84-year-old Florida woman single-handedly took out a CVS, and it looks like South Park was right: We're all doomed.

IDIOT

Florida Man Fakes A Break-In So He Could Skip Going To His Crappy Job

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Instead of going to work, a Florida man staged a break-in of his own house. Sounds like too much work.

FLORIDA

Watch A Man Lose His Sh*t In A McDonald's Drive Thru And Punch Another Driver

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This is what happens when a A 68-year-old man is kept from his quarter-pounder with cheese.

DRUNK DRIVING

Meet The Florida Man Who Fell Asleep Drunk Behind The Wheel Clutching A Burrito

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A Florida man was arrested after he was found passed out behind the wheel holding a half-eaten burrito. Ain't nobody like Taco Bell the way drunk people like Taco Bell.

FLORIDA

Nobody Owns A Golf Course Like Bill Murray And His PBR Pants

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Bill Murray showed up to a golf event in Jacksonville sporting the best pair of Pabst Blue Ribbon golf pants that you'll ever see.

INSTANT KARMA

Watch A Road-Raging Florida Dickhead In A Pickup Truck Get Served A Hearty Dose Of Karma

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A tailgating, finger-flipping Florida driver gets the painful karma he deserves.

FLORIDA

David Beckham Took A Selfie With His New Perfect Wingman Rick Scott

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After a meeting with Florida Governor Rick Scott, soccer star and Miami's MLS team owner David Beckham posed for a selfie.

Sex

Meet This Amazingly Dumb Florida Couple Who Humped In A Women's Bathroom At Walgreens

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The best part about having sex at a Walgreen's is that you can conveniently pick up your condoms beforehand. One stop shop!

Crime

Florida Man Discovers Skeletal Human Remains While Picking Up Trash On The Side Of The Road

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The most Florida man ever discovered a garbage bag full of skeletal human remains along a wooded road where trees had recently been trimmed.

BREASTAURANTS

Bad News: Some Ladies Stole Hulk Hogan's Shoe. Worse News: It Was Going To Be Auctioned For Charity.

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A woman stole an autographed Hulk Hogan shoe from the wrestler's restaurant in Florida, and that shoe was supposed to be auctioned for charity.

MUPPETS MOST WANTED

There's A Serial Urinator On The Loose In Florida, And He Looks Exactly Like A Muppet

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Police released a composite drawing of a man suspected of urinating on women near the University of Florida campus.


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