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The Legend Of ‘Pervert Dave’ Grows Even Larger With This Incredible Extended Obituary

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Pervert Dave's life had a little bit of everything, including more than a few brushes with death, multiple murders, and more fun nicknames.

#FLORIDA

Robin Hood Exists And She’s A Young Florida Girl Who Climbs Into Claw Machines

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A young Florida girl was spotted climbing into a claw machine and handing out prizes to kids as they told her what they wanted.

#FLORIDA

You’ll Never Guess What A Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Was Arrested For

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A Florida man was arrested for possession this week and the judge pretty much lost it when he heard the name of the man.

#dumb criminals

Florida Woman Brazenly Steals Wine From A Grocery Store, Sans Pants

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A Florida woman strolled into a Publix earlier this week, picked up two boxes of wine and then strolled back out.

#FLORIDA

Oh, Florida: Atheist Attacks Roommate With Butter Knife Because He Thought He Was Jesus

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A Florida man and self-described atheist is charged with attacking his roommate with a butter knife because he thought he was Jesus, because why not, Florida?

#FLORIDA

Meet Tacko Fall, The Tallest High School Basketball Player In The World

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Billed as 'The World's Tallest High School Basketball Player,' Tacko Fall has a highlight reel that shows him dunking on everyone in his way.

#FLORIDA

Now We Know Why The Topless Woman In Florida Destroyed That McDonald’s, And Oral Sex Is Involved, Naturally

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We finally get an answer to the question we've all been asking: why did the topless woman in a thong destroy that McDonald's in Florida?

#FLORIDA

This Couple Celebrated The Return Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ By Having A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Themed Wedding

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This Orlando, Florida superfan had a 'Game of Thrones' themed wedding on the premiere date of the fourth season of 'Game of Thrones'.

#FLORIDA

Watch A Topless Woman In A Thong Go On A Rampage Inside A McDonald’s, Then Stop To Chug Ice Cream

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A topless woman destroying a McDonald's in Florida is the most Florida footage ever.

#FLORIDA

Two Of The Sochi Stray Dogs Have Retired To The Good Life In Florida

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The ARNI Foundation in Daytona Beach has brought the first two of 18 Sochi stray dogs to the United States for a much better life.

#FLORIDA

‘South Park’s’ Terrifying Prophecy Of Old People Driving Just Came True

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An 84-year-old Florida woman single-handedly took out a CVS, and it looks like South Park was right: We're all doomed.

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Fakes A Break-In So He Could Skip Going To His Crappy Job

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Instead of going to work, a Florida man staged a break-in of his own house. Sounds like too much work.

#FLORIDA

Watch A Man Lose His Sh*t In A McDonald's Drive Thru And Punch Another Driver

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This is what happens when a A 68-year-old man is kept from his quarter-pounder with cheese.

#FLORIDA

Meet The Florida Man Who Fell Asleep Drunk Behind The Wheel Clutching A Burrito

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A Florida man was arrested after he was found passed out behind the wheel holding a half-eaten burrito. Ain't nobody like Taco Bell the way drunk people like Taco Bell.

#bill murray

Nobody Owns A Golf Course Like Bill Murray And His PBR Pants

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Bill Murray showed up to a golf event in Jacksonville sporting the best pair of Pabst Blue Ribbon golf pants that you'll ever see.

#FLORIDA

Watch A Road-Raging Florida Dickhead In A Pickup Truck Get Served A Hearty Dose Of Karma

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A tailgating, finger-flipping Florida driver gets the painful karma he deserves.

#FLORIDA

David Beckham Took A Selfie With His New Perfect Wingman Rick Scott

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After a meeting with Florida Governor Rick Scott, soccer star and Miami's MLS team owner David Beckham posed for a selfie.

#FLORIDA

Meet This Amazingly Dumb Florida Couple Who Humped In A Women's Bathroom At Walgreens

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The best part about having sex at a Walgreen's is that you can conveniently pick up your condoms beforehand. One stop shop!

#FLORIDA

Florida Man Discovers Skeletal Human Remains While Picking Up Trash On The Side Of The Road

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The most Florida man ever discovered a garbage bag full of skeletal human remains along a wooded road where trees had recently been trimmed.


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