Now We Know Why The Topless Woman In Florida Destroyed That McDonald’s, And Oral Sex Is Involved, Naturally

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We finally get an answer to the question we've all been asking: why did the topless woman in a thong destroy that McDonald's in Florida?


This Couple Celebrated The Return Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ By Having A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Themed Wedding

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This Orlando, Florida superfan had a 'Game of Thrones' themed wedding on the premiere date of the fourth season of 'Game of Thrones'.


Watch A Topless Woman In A Thong Go On A Rampage Inside A McDonald’s, Then Stop To Chug Ice Cream

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A topless woman destroying a McDonald's in Florida is the most Florida footage ever.

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Two Of The Sochi Stray Dogs Have Retired To The Good Life In Florida

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The ARNI Foundation in Daytona Beach has brought the first two of 18 Sochi stray dogs to the United States for a much better life.


‘South Park’s’ Terrifying Prophecy Of Old People Driving Just Came True

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An 84-year-old Florida woman single-handedly took out a CVS, and it looks like South Park was right: We're all doomed.


Florida Man Fakes A Break-In So He Could Skip Going To His Crappy Job


Instead of going to work, a Florida man staged a break-in of his own house. Sounds like too much work.


Watch A Man Lose His Sh*t In A McDonald's Drive Thru And Punch Another Driver

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This is what happens when a A 68-year-old man is kept from his quarter-pounder with cheese.


Meet The Florida Man Who Fell Asleep Drunk Behind The Wheel Clutching A Burrito

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A Florida man was arrested after he was found passed out behind the wheel holding a half-eaten burrito. Ain't nobody like Taco Bell the way drunk people like Taco Bell.


Nobody Owns A Golf Course Like Bill Murray And His PBR Pants

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Bill Murray showed up to a golf event in Jacksonville sporting the best pair of Pabst Blue Ribbon golf pants that you'll ever see.


Watch A Road-Raging Florida Dickhead In A Pickup Truck Get Served A Hearty Dose Of Karma

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A tailgating, finger-flipping Florida driver gets the painful karma he deserves.


David Beckham Took A Selfie With His New Perfect Wingman Rick Scott

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After a meeting with Florida Governor Rick Scott, soccer star and Miami's MLS team owner David Beckham posed for a selfie.


Meet This Amazingly Dumb Florida Couple Who Humped In A Women's Bathroom At Walgreens

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The best part about having sex at a Walgreen's is that you can conveniently pick up your condoms beforehand. One stop shop!


Florida Man Discovers Skeletal Human Remains While Picking Up Trash On The Side Of The Road

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The most Florida man ever discovered a garbage bag full of skeletal human remains along a wooded road where trees had recently been trimmed.


Bad News: Some Ladies Stole Hulk Hogan's Shoe. Worse News: It Was Going To Be Auctioned For Charity.

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A woman stole an autographed Hulk Hogan shoe from the wrestler's restaurant in Florida, and that shoe was supposed to be auctioned for charity.


There's A Serial Urinator On The Loose In Florida, And He Looks Exactly Like A Muppet

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Police released a composite drawing of a man suspected of urinating on women near the University of Florida campus.


An Uzi-Wielding Florida Man Dressed Like Rambo Tried To Shoot Up A Bar. He Failed.

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A Rambo wannabe was tragically disarmed before he could liberate the patrons of a Florida bar.


That Retired Florida Cop Who Killed A Guy For Texting In A Theater Was Also Texting In The Theater

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The retired Florida cop who killed a theater-goer for texting in the theater was also texting in the theater, according to court documents.

Check Out The ‘Cowasaki’ Motorcycle A Florida Man Manufactured Using Nothing But Animal Bones

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Reese Moore creates motorcycles from the bones of cows, alligators, goats, wolves, raccoons, turtles, and pigs.


Let's Check In With Balloon Boy, One Of The Most Viral News Stories Of 2009

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The family of "Balloon Boy" appeared on HLN's Morning Express to check in and show everyone that they're just as creepy and dysfunctional as ever.


Meet The Florida Man Who Brought His Three-Year-Old Child Along To Pick Up A Prostitute

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Patrick Williams of Daytona Beach, Florida, brought his toddler son along for the ride when he went out trolling for some Grade A prostitute sex.

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