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Meet The Florida Man Who Brought His Three-Year-Old Child Along To Pick Up A Prostitute

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Patrick Williams of Daytona Beach, Florida, brought his toddler son along for the ride when he went out trolling for some Grade A prostitute sex.

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Try To Guess Which State The 'Dirtiest Town In America' Is In

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Why wouldn't America's most corrupt town be located in the country's wang?

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George Zimmerman Was “Guest Of Honor” At Florida Gun Show And Things Went Great

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Anytime weird, unbelievable news of <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/your-daily-crazy">the Daily Crazy variety</a> comes across my e-desk, I automatically assume it happened in one of three locations: Florida, Arizona or Walmart.

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A Brief Lesson In How To Hit Skydivers With Your Plane, Brought To Us By Florida

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During a routine takeoff and landing procedure, a Florida pilot accidentally hit a skydiver's parachute with his Cessna.

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In Typical Florida News, A Family Is Sent To The Hospital After Eating Meat Laced With LSD

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Florida is always full of surprises, like the one this family encountered when they ingested steak laced with LSD.

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Meet The Man Who Has Witnessed Every Florida Execution For The Last 25 Years

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John Koch, a local radio personality, has been witnessing every Florida Death Row execution over the past twenty-five years. And ladies, good news! I hear he's single, too.

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The Florida Woman Known As The ‘Attractive Convict’ Is Suing Over Invasion Of Privacy

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The Florida woman who rose to meme legend as the 'Attractive Convict' is fed up with websites using her mugshot for profit.

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Seth Meyers Launched A New ‘Fake Or Florida?’ Game Show Last Night And It’s As Delightful As It Sounds

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If you've ever ventured down the rabbit hole that is our Florida tag then Seth Meyers's new Late Night game show is for you.

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Florida Man Kills Friend Over Chicken Foot

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<em>"No one deserves to die over a chicken foot."</em>

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A 101-Year Old Man Is Running For Office In Florida For The Best Reason Ever

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101-year old Joe Newman is running for Congress in Florida because he is worried about the future of the country.

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A Florida Man Stole $342 Worth Of Cat Food From Wal-Mart Because, Well, Florida!

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Which raises the very important question: Why would anyone need $342 worth of cat food?

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Florida Man Attempts To Burn Down Apartment Building As Revenge For Building Management’s Strict Masturbation Rules

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Florida man attempts to burn down apartment building as revenge for building management asking him not to masturbate in front of the window.


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