FOOD NETWORK STAR

Food Network Star Power Rankings, Week 4: ‘4th Of July Picnic’

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Episode four, "Paula Deen's Son Complains About Bad Shrimp."

CUTTHROAT KITCHEN

Food Network Star Power Rankings: Week 3, ‘Trendy Dinner’

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With Matthew the Obnoxious Twink gone, the contestants had to cook something Stinky, Slimy, Incendiary, and Raw.

FOOD NETWORK STAR

Food Network Star Power Rankings, Week 2: Savory Baking

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We rank this season's contestants on Food Network Star, even though someday we will die.

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Guy Fieri Gets Roasted With Another Hilariously Filthy Lip Dub

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Jaboody Dubs is back with another creatively profane Guy Fieri dub, and we have a ridiculous Vine to go with it.

#HANNIBAL

In Which ‘Hannibal’ Gets Re-Cut As A Wacky Food Network Reality Show

This video gets credit for nailing the annoying reality show editing style, if nothing else.

#FOOD

It’s Guy Fieri’s 46th Birthday, So Let’s Look Back On Some Of Mr. Flavortown’s Douchiest Moments

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Break out the chili-lime cheese sauce and put on your best pair of Oakleys, because it's Guy Fieri's birthday, brother!

TERI HATCHER

The Chopped Hate-Watch Recap: Celebrity Holiday Bash

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I continue to watch Chopped even though I hate it now and it just infuriates me. The least I can do is live-blog my breakdown.

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Food Network Gave Guy Fieri A New Game Show Set In The ‘Flavortown Supermarket’

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PRO: This show actually sounds pretty good. CON: The thing about Guy Fieri.

#FOOD

Nestlé Is Giving Hot Pockets A 30th Anniversary Makeover

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Nestlé is giving Hot Pockets a new look and better ingredients to appeal to the more picky generation of foodies and moms with eyes for nutrition.

MOVIE THEMED FOOD

“Guy Fieri’s Grown Ups Chili” is a thing that exists

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(here's the bigger version) I don't know about you guys, but just reading the phrase "Guy Fieri's Grown Ups Chili" caused my tips to spontaneously frost themselves and my cat grew a goatee.

PORN

Paula Deen Has Been Offered A New Job In Porn

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With as many as a dozen companies cutting ties with her, Paula Deen has been offered six figures to appear in a porn video for the website, Pure Mature.

#CONAN

Conan's Tiger Woods / Paula Deen Mash-Up Is Hilarious Nightmare Fuel

Yesterday, two days ago Conan O'Brien had Chris Bosh on and discussed a lot of important stuff, like playing in the NBA Championships against your idol and how to avoid being decapitated by a bridge during your victory parade.

#Facebook

Walmart Dropped Paula Deen And Customers Are Furious Over It

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Paula Deen's fans took to Walmart's Facebook page with furious complaints after news broke that the retailer had dropped the embattled celebrity cook.

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Paula Deen’s Brother Says Her Restaurants Are Doing Better Than Ever

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As Paula Deen's fans threaten to boycott the Food Network, her brother told TMZ that her restaurants are "slammed" and business is stronger than ever.

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Food Network Won't Renew Paula Deen's Contract

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Food Network just released a statement saying it will not renew Paula Deen's contract at the end of the month.

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Paula Deen Enterprises Says Paula Deen Used The N-Word Because 'She Was Born 60 Years Ago'

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In a statement released by her company, Paula Deen says she used the N-word because she's from the South and she was "born 60 years ago."

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Guy Fieri’s Restaurants Are Coming To A College Near You

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Noted douchebag chef Guy Fieri will be opening a chain of eateries on college campuses around the country. HE'S TRYING INDOCTRINATE OUR YOUTH!


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