Video: Nicolas Batum Punches Juan Carlos Navarro In Groin


Since when did Nicolas Batum become a tough guy.


Move Over, Melissa Tancredi: Nicolas Batum Just Stole The Show

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While people want to turn video of Melissa Tancredi stepping on Carli Lloyd’s head into the next Zapruder film, I think the majority of us can agree that Argentina’s Facundo Campazzo blatantly hitting Carmelo Anthony in the nuts was one of the lowest points of Olympic competition.


Video: Meet Olympic Challengers France and Nigeria


Welcome to the London Olympics, where the only thing to care about -- so far as we're concerned -- is the basketball.


Tony Parker Was Involved In The Chris Brown And Drake 'Bottlegate'

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Details are still trickling in regarding last week’s random night club brawl between the posses of Chris Brown and Drake, but what we do know so far is that Brown and his people have already been to the police and told a tale that makes everything sound like it’s all Drake’s fault.


Soccer Fan Sets Fire To Ukraine

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Euro 2012's got all the hottest dance moves.


France Knows How To Promote 'Beasts Of Burden'

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Beasts of Burden started out as an Eisner-winning short story “Stray” in The Dark Horse Book of Hauntings.

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Just When You Thought Gwyneth Paltrow Couldn't Possibly Be Any More Ridiculous…

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Last weekend, 9/11 hero/white affluence performance artist Gwyneth Paltrow nourished her inner aspect by taking in a Kanye West and Jay-Z Watch The Throne concert in Paris, France.

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People Hate French Films So Much They Don't Even Want to Steal Them


Gaumont is a major player in the French film industry, which means.


Here's The Nastiest Hockey Hit You'll See This Week

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On Friday, the 76th annual IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship got underway in Finland and Sweden, and the U.

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‘Ni**As In Paris’ Is In A French Political Ad, Proving Their Elections Are Cooler Than Ours

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Jay-Z and Kanye’s “Ni**as in Paris” has inspired at least two different Owen Wilson Midnight in Paris mashups, a video game, an “LOL wut.


Uranus Puts On A Light Show In Breakthrough Photographs

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Researchers in France have captured the first photographs of auroras on Uranus.


French President Nicolas Sarkozy Blames Internet For Horrible Tragedy

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First of all, our sympathies and thoughts are with the victims of Mohamed Merah, a gunman who killed seven people before being killed himself by a French SWAT team.


A Look Back On The Iconic Art Of Jean "Moebius" Giraud

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Just a week after the awful news that we've lost Ralph McQuarrie, we're sad to report Jean Giraud, AKA Moebius, has passed away at the age of 73 after a long battle with cancer.

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Kara Breaks Ground In Motion Capture, Robot Nudity

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The 2012 Game Developers Conference is happening now, and French game company Quantic Dream of Heavy Rain fame have released a demo of their new motion capture engine.


Harvey Weinstein Rejects 'The Barack Supremacy'

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Iconic movie producer and poor tie-wearer Harvey Weinstein was in Paris yesterday, as French President and global poon scout Nicolas Sarkozy inducted him into the French Legion of Honor for his contributions to cinema.


France's President Can't Take the Twitter Heat


We're not shy about calling out Nicolas Sarkozy for his Internet policies, because France's president really doesn't understand the Internet.

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