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And It All Comes Down to Douche

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Or at least it will after another eight-hour hype injection.

yes i saw There Will Be Blood and it was fantastic

Can Eli Sunday Get That Texas Tea?

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Eli Manning busted his playoff victory cherry last week in Tampa Bay and now Tony Romo's all, like, "Hey, man.

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Another Glorious Manning/Marmalard Face-off

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It's game one of Manning Sunday featuring that older accomplished pitchman brother, Pey-Pey.

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Breaking: Tom Brady to Play Tonight’s Game with Gisele’s Dog Up His Ass

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"Shouldn't've ordered all that dick"Which is only slightly less gay than carrying the dog around in this bag.

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We’re Gonna Take the Ball and We’re Gonna Get Two or Three First Downs. Then We’re Probably Going to Punt

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If old age has granted me any wisdom, it's that I've learned to temper my expectations a touch.


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