I spent the better part of my morning trolling the Series of Tubes trying to find a picture of a black man's penis and I'm exhausted.

The NBA is ready to launch another Donaghy-free season and we couldn’t be happier.

It happens every year.

Here's a video of the TrailBlazers deferred-rookie center Greg Oden being funny and not dying.

Although this photo taken by alleged bigamist <a href="http://www.fakeshoredrive.com">Andrew</a> doesn't show Greg Oden's face, it is indeed the TrailBlazers center at the infield of the Indy 500, where he entertained a crowd of young Midwesterners enjoying their youth before they put on the extra 40 pounds they'll gain by their 30th birthdays.

Not much in the way of NBA news for the last week, so I'm ending today with this little bit of whimsy: future TrailBlazers center Greg Oden at the grocery store.

Greg Oden <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=ArRrKySHOkDggsjC1Rn57N05nYcB?slug=aw-oden091307&prov=yhoo&type=lgns" title="Yahoo" target="_blank">won't play this season</a>:Oden, a 7-footer from Ohio State, was found to have torn cartilage during exploratory surgery on his right knee and was operated on by team doctor Don Roberts in Vancouver, Wash.

FanHaus superstar <a href="http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/12/fanhouse-exclusive-miss-gossip-interviews-greg-oden/">Miss Gossip sat down with Greg Oden</a> at the presentation of the Gatorade High School Athletes of the Year awards a few days ago.

Freakin' everybody with a love of the NBA and at least a partially formed cerebellum is sharing their thoughts on last night's draft, so I'll spare you my perfectly ill-formed thoughts.

Just because the NBA playoffs are over doesn't mean we can't all enjoy a little NBA humor.

Greetings from the Final Four.

The Fanhouse turns its omniscient microscope to <a href="http://ncaabasketball.aolsportsblog.com/2006/12/18/greg-oden-through-three-games-17-of-19/" target="_blank">Ohio State's Greg Oden</a>, noting that through three games, the freshman beast is shooting 17-of-19 from the field.

No.