Chris Martin Is Down With Meat Now That He And Gwyneth Paltrow Are Over

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We know he's British, but it's the 4th of July, so let's give Chris Martin ALL of the cheeseburgers.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Emotions Can Affect The Physical Properties Of Things

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Gwyneth Paltrow believes positive vibes can affect THE VERY MOLECULES OF WATER!


Green Beret Bryan Sikes Tore Gwyneth Paltrow A New One In An Open Letter

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In an open letter, Green Beret Bryan Sikes told Gwyneth Paltrow what he thinks of her comparison of mean Internet trolls to war.

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Behold, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Store, So You Can Personally Spend A Small Fortune On Overpriced Crap

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It's your lucky day, garbage people! Gwyneth Paltrow is opening a "Goop" pop up shop in Brentwood, California.

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Did Chris Martin Just Take Full Blame For His ‘Conscious Uncoupling’ With Gwyneth Paltrow?


In an interview with BBC's Radio 1 Chris Martin seems to be taking blame for his split with Gwyneth Paltrow.


Report: Chris Martin Cheated On Gwyneth Paltrow With An ‘SNL’ Assistant

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I think we all know who Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with at "SNL."


Was Lindsay Lohan Supposed To Be In ‘The Avengers’?

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Lindsay Lohan, the greatest actress our world has ever seen, was allegedly up for a role in 'The Avengers', but someone else screwed it up, naturally.


Gwyneth Paltrow’s Statement About 9-To-5 Moms Is Why Everyone Hates Her

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Gwyneth Paltrow has made it impossible to be on her "side."

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Conspiracy Theory: Is This British Model Behind The Goopy Split?

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Was Chris Martin's cheating responsible for his separation from Gwyneth Paltrow? We will not rest until we have all of the answers!

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Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Have Called It Quits In A Blog Post On GOOP

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced that they have separated in a post on the website GOOP, and then the website crashed.


This Seems Legit: Conan Brings Another Exclusive Look At Ben Affleck’s Batman

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Conan O'Brien has another totally-real clip of Ben Affleck as Batman, and Gwyneth Paltrow is understandably upset.


Louis C.K. Tells Conan Why Mobile Phones Are Evil And About The Time He Hit On Gwyneth Paltrow

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Louis and Conan covered a myriad of topics last night, but most importantly when he got drunk and hit on Gwyneth.


‘Thanks for Sharing': Mark Ruffalo cures his sex addiction with Gwyneth Paltrow

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Were you dying to see a sex addiction movie, but couldn't stomach the sight of Michael Fassbender's massive dong and Carey Mulligan singing off-key into the camera for 75 minutes in Shame.


What Would Our Print Media Look Like If The Avengers Were Real? MediAvengers Investigates.

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If The Avengers existed in real life, they'd usurp the celebrities and athletes in our print media. Mediavengers has photoshopped this version of reality.

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How To Get Into A Private Party: Pretend You’re Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bodyguard

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Watch a man sneak into a Cannes party by pretending to be Gwyneth Paltrow's bodyguard.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like To Sell You A $950 Shot Glass & A $500 Jigger On Her Goop Website

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In the need of home bar equipment? Well, Gwyneth Paltrow has everything you need. Just call your bank and raise your credit limit first!

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Would You Have Liked ‘Iron Man 3′ More With A Pepper Potts Sex Tape?

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I don’t have much of an opinion on Iron Man 3, other than I liked it.


‘Iron Man 3′ Almost Had A Sex Tape Subplot

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The first draft of 'Iron Man 3' had a "lead character broadcasts homemade sex tape in a Home Depot" scene. It's a tale as old as time.


We May Have Seen The Last Of Robert Downey Jr. As Iron Man

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Other than the revelation that the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver are joining Marvel’s The Avengers 2: On The Move, we’ve been a little light in the super awesome comic book movie rumors and news in the past week or so.

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Secret To A Successful Marriage: Less Arguing, More Blowjobs

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What does Gwyneth Paltrow suggest you should do if you're fighting with your husband? Give him a blowjob.

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