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Square Enix’s Next ‘Hitman’ Game Is… ‘Hitman Go?’

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Hitman Go sounds like a bad anime, but it's actually Hitman conceived as a board game.

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IO Interactive Drops Some Tantalizing Hints About The Next ‘Hitman’

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'Hitman' is coming, courtesy of longtime developer IO Interactive. And there are some tantalizing hints about what's coming.

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Giggling Wife Caught On Tape Hiring Hitman To Kill Her Husband

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Note to husbands/wives who want to kill their lovers: don't film your interaction with a hitman.

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Celebrating 20 Years Of Awful Video Game Movies

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This week marks 20 years since the very first video game movie adaptation was released in theaters.

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The 'Hitman' Franchise Is Trading Timothy Olyphant For Paul Walker

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The Hitman video game franchise is pretty popular, as people seem to love the story of Agent 47 assassinating mean dudes left and right as he learns the true story of the secret cloning experiment that is manufacturing killers.

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Fox Is Fast And Furiously Rebooting ‘Hitman’ With Paul Walker. No, Really.

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Only five years after Timothy Olyphantastic played 'Hitman', Fox is rebooting it with Paul Walker. This is real. This is an idea someone had.

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‘Hitman: Absolution' — The Review

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'Hitman: Absolution' is a stunning game packaged with a terrible story.

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Conan O’Brien Has A Bad Habit For Killing Nuns In ‘Hitman: Absolution’

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Conan O’Brien does a segment called "Clueless Gamer" in which he plays video games, and this week 'Hitman: Absolution' gets a playthrough.

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‘Hitman': The Five Best Levels

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The Hitman series has been exemplified by superb level design. Here are five of our favorites.

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What's The Funniest AI You've Run Into In A Game?

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I'm deliberately playing Hitman: Blood Money all wrong, and enjoying every minute of it.

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Really, guys? A Hitman sequel?

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Hitman came out a couple years ago, it didn't make that much money ($39 million domestic), and <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hitman/?critic=creamcrop#contentReviews" target="_blank">pretty much everyone</a> said it sucked.

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HITMAN 2 QUESTION MARK FART NOISE?

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Much as I love Timothy Olyphant, Hitman was a movie based on a video game based on an amalgam of b-movies that pretty much <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hitman/?critic=creamcrop#contentReviews" target="_blank">everyone hated</a>.

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HITMAN HAS YET ANOTHER TRAILER

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<a href="http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_seyret&Itemid=227&task=videodirectlink&id=152" target="_blank">Check out the new international trailer for Hitman here</a>.

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OLYPHANT SAYS HITMAN DIRECTOR WAS FIRED

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A while back, <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=399" target="_blank">the rumor going around</a> was that Fox had taked control of Hitman away from director Xavier Gens.

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GUNS N SIDEBOOBS

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The new poster for Hitman has Agent 47 (Timothy Olyphant) sporting a shaved head and a <a href="http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3012" target="_blank">gun he borrowed from T.I.</a> That's right, silencers are this fall's hottest accessory.

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FOX NEUTERS ‘HITMAN’?

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"Video game adaptation" is right up there with "full cavity search" and "Jonathan Taylor Thomas" when it comes to bile inducing three-word-phrases.

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NEW 'HITMAN' TRAILER SOMEWHAT NIFTY

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The full version of the <a href="http://media.movies.ign.com/media/499/499143/vids_1.html" target="_blank">Hitman trailer</a> is now online.


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