water

Henrik Lundqvist Got Fined $5,000 For Super Soaking Sidney Crosby

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Rangers goaltender Henrik Lundqvist was fined for squirting Penguins star Sidney Crosby in the face with his water bottle. Oh no!

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Vladimir Putin Is To Hockey What Kim Jong-Il Claimed To Be To Everything

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In an exhibition hockey game, Vladimir Putin scored 6 goals in leading his team to a 21-4 victory on Saturday night.

#PRO WRESTLING

Here’s Former Pro Wrestler Of Note CM Punk Shooting The Puck For The Chicago Blackhawks

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CM Punk, the man who walked out on the WWE back in January, shot the puck for the Blackhawks in game 2. And he's still "CM Punk, Wrestler."

#game of thrones

All Men Must Skate: Here Are Your Game Of Thrones House Sigil Banners For Every NHL Team

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Who cares why they exist, but here are house sigil banners in the style of Game Of Thrones for every NHL team.

ZDENO CHARA

Zdeno Chara Thinks It’s Hilarious That You’re Trying To Fight Him

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Brendan Smith almost got into a fight with Zdeno Chara. This was hilarious to one of them. Skate over here quickly, refs!

SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

NYPD And NYFD Hockey Players Brawled In The Name Of Charity Yesterday

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During the second period of their annual charity hockey game, NYPD and NYFD players cleared the benches and had a brawl for the ages.

#Batman

Here’s Batman, Spider-Man And A Bunch Of Canadians Singing The New Hockey Anthem ‘Puck Yeah’

Here's PUCK YEAH, the new hockey anthem where puck sounds like the f-word and Batman and Spider-man are here for some reason.

#Twitter

Would You Like To See The Grossest Hockey Player Selfie Ever Taken?

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During the first period of last night's Griffins game, Mitch Callahan took a slapshot to the mouth, so naturally he Tweeted a photo of it.

THIRST

Two Minutes For Being Thirsty: Dick Move Or The Most Pathetic Call In Hockey History?

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In one of the most wonderful/awful calls in the history of hockey, a WHL player got unsportsmanlike conduct for drinking an opposing goalie's water bottle.

Vengeance

Here's An OHL Goalie Trying To 'Get His Vengeance' With A Sick Cheap Shot

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An OHL goalie went rogue and tried to decapitate his opponent with a stick shot to the back of the head, much to the chagrin of some adorable announcers.

WASHINGTON CAPITALS

Alex Ovechkin's NCAA Tournament Picks Will Certainly Please Virginia Fans

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Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin is getting a little better at making his NCAA Tournament picks. Well, at least he's not as sloppy.

THIS WEEK IN AWWWESOME

The San Jose Sharks Made A Fan's Dream Come True With A One-Day Contract

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San Jose Sharks fan Sam Tageson's dream has been to play for his favorite team, so the Make-A-Wish Foundation helped him sign a one-day contract.

USA! USA! USA!

Team USA Defeated Russia For The Gold Medal In Ice Sledge Hockey At The Paralympics

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Led by U.S. Marine and Purple Heart recipient Josh Sweeney, Team USA defeated Russia 1-0 in the gold medal ice sledge hockey game at the Paralympics.

violence

Here’s A Little Girl Having Her Eyes Covered Against Her Will During A Blackhawks-Avalanche Brawl

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The Colorado Avalanche and Chicago Blackhawks got into a vicious fight, and a dad in the front row covered his daughter's eyes to shield her from violence.

violence

Oh Canada, Where Two Hockey Bros Can Fight Each Other And Then High Five

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During a recent NAHL game, Joël Thériault and Gaby Roch tried to decapitate each other with their fists and then hugged it out for sportsmanship.

youtube

Idaho Steelheads Fans Have Uncovered A Terrible Conspiracy Involving Their Beer

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Two Idaho Steelheads fans created a viral hit with their video that revealed the vendors at CenturyLink Arena ripping off beer drinkers.

OUCH MY ENTIRE BODY

This High School Hockey Hit Is Going To Make Your Entire Body Scream In Horror

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This vicious hit during a high school hockey game in Wisconsin is incredibly nasty and amazingly legal.

SPIDER MAN

Listen, Bud: The Las Vegas Wranglers Wore Spider-Man Jerseys For Charity

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The ECHL's Las Vegas Wranglers donned Spider-Man themed jerseys during Saturday's game for charity, and then they threw a manhole at Electro to defeat him.

#Justin Bieber

A Digital Billboard In Illinois Had A Great Suggestion For Justin Bieber’s Fate

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The folks at Command Transportation in Illinois suggested that the loser of tomorrow's gold medal Olympics hockey match has to keep Justin Bieber.


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