Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Touched The Stanley Cup But Is He The Worst Celebrity To Ever Do So?

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Pop sensation Justin Bieber got to do what most NHL fans will never do in their lifetimes recently, when <a href="https://twitter.com/PJHASSEN/status/354762301523513344/photo/1" target="_blank">he posed for a picture with Lord Stanley’s Cup</a> in the locker room of the NHL Champion Chicago Blackhawks.


Today's Only Important Story: Cam Neely Will Reprise The Role Of 'Sea Bass'

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This is, quite possibly, the most important tweet of 2013.


Martin Brodeur Selecting His Son In The 2013 NHL Entry Draft Is Adorable

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The New Jersey Devils took Anthony Brodeur with the 208th pick of the 2013 NHL Entry Draft, and made the moment special by allowing Martin Brodeur to announce it.

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Scientific Report: Boston Bruins Fans Eased Their Loss With Tons And Tons Of Porn

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If you're like me (a Washington Capitals fan) you have so much time to watch porn.


CM Punk Won A Hockey Bet With John Cena, Got To Hold The Stanley Cup

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Former WWE Champion CM Punk made his return to WWE at the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/06/the-best-and-worst-of-wwe-payback" target="_blank">Payback PPV</a> in his hometown of Chicago during the home stretch of the Blackhawks' Cup run.


Paulina Gretzky Went To/Cosplayed As Germany

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We're gonna go ahead and count this as another hockey post.


NHL Rivalries Have Entered The World Of Passive-Aggressive Baking With ‘Penguins Cream Pies’

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By way of <a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/hockey/pennsylvania-bakery-penguins-cream-pie/189804" target="_blank">Larry Brown Sports</a> and a baker with no better outlet in which to express his NHL passions comes the PENGUINS CREAM PIE, a strikethrough joke from Oakmont Bakery in Oakmont, Pennsylvania.


Here’s An Amazing Shootout Goal From A 9-Year Old

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By way of <a href="https://twitter.com/frostml" target="_blank">@frostml</a> and our friends at <a href="http://www.bobsblitz.com" target="_blank">Bob's Blitz</a> comes this clip of 9-year old Iowan Carter Frost scoring a Minnesota AAA hockey shootout goal like a boss.


Let’s Help Ray Charles The Blind Golden Retriever Drop The Puck At A Bruins Game

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If you are not already waist-deep in a puddle of squee at the sight of a golden retriever puppy in a hockey jersey, prepare to deal with the cutest, saddest <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ray-Charles-The-Golden-Retriever/357618627685121?id=357618627685121&sk=info" target="_blank">Facebook bio</a> ever: Hi, I'm Ray Charles a golden retriever that was born blind (12/8/12), but don't feel bad for me.


The New Dallas Stars Logo Is Great. Also, I’d Like A Quad Venti Soy Latte, Please

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Welcome to the new era of Dallas Stars hockey -- the one where everything is super green, stars get rounded off and the "Dallas Starbucks" joke is way too easy.


Canadian Singer Completely Botches Star-Spangled Banner


Alexis Normand was tasked with singing both the Canadian and American national anthems at a junior hockey tournament.

#jimmy fallon

Jimmy Fallon Gives Out NHL Awards, Has Never Watched A Hockey Game

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I love hockey, but I'm from the American south, so I'll occasionally try to say "Kyosti Karjalainen" or whatever and have it come out sounding like a garbage truck.


Crazy Russian Youth Hockey Fight? Crazy Russian Youth Hockey Fight.


If you like crazy youth hockey fights, you'll be happy to know that the "Russia" modifier adds the right amount of crazy.


Not Cool, Canada.

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"Boston Strong" emerged as a motto for a city shaken by the terrorist bombings at the Boston Marathon.


Get Up, Lars Eller, The Hit Wasn’t That Ba- OH MY GOD

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This is what happens when you get hit and your face makes a beeline for the ice.


The Chicago Blackhawks Had A Tremendous Amount of What Now?


The Chicago Blackhawks are up 1-0 on the Minnesota Wild, and they don't even care about the tremendous amount of sex they had in the regular season.

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