TEXAS

The New Dallas Stars Logo Is Great. Also, I’d Like A Quad Venti Soy Latte, Please

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Welcome to the new era of Dallas Stars hockey -- the one where everything is super green, stars get rounded off and the "Dallas Starbucks" joke is way too easy.

STAR SPANGLED BANNER

Canadian Singer Completely Botches Star-Spangled Banner

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Alexis Normand was tasked with singing both the Canadian and American national anthems at a junior hockey tournament.

#jimmy fallon

Jimmy Fallon Gives Out NHL Awards, Has Never Watched A Hockey Game

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I love hockey, but I'm from the American south, so I'll occasionally try to say "Kyosti Karjalainen" or whatever and have it come out sounding like a garbage truck.

YOUTH SPORTS

Crazy Russian Youth Hockey Fight? Crazy Russian Youth Hockey Fight.

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If you like crazy youth hockey fights, you'll be happy to know that the "Russia" modifier adds the right amount of crazy.

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS

Not Cool, Canada.

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"Boston Strong" emerged as a motto for a city shaken by the terrorist bombings at the Boston Marathon.

OTTAWA SENATORS

Get Up, Lars Eller, The Hit Wasn’t That Ba- OH MY GOD

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This is what happens when you get hit and your face makes a beeline for the ice.

Sex

The Chicago Blackhawks Had A Tremendous Amount of What Now?

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The Chicago Blackhawks are up 1-0 on the Minnesota Wild, and they don't even care about the tremendous amount of sex they had in the regular season.

NHL PLAYOFFS

How's A Guy Supposed To Read Some News About The NHL These Days?

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As much as I like to joke about how I never watch hockey or that hockey is boring (aside from the fighting) or that even lockout-shortened seasons take too long, but I am, after all, just joking.

Sports

The Ultimate Mascot FAIL Compilation

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The funniest sports mascot mishaps, all in one video.

VANCOUVER CANUCKS

The Vancouver Canucks Green Men Magic Hour, Featuring Niklas Hjalmarsson

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Niklas Hjalmarsson of the Chicago Blackhawks suffered a great indignity on Monday night.

NHL

GO BOSTON

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So yesterday, I was all, “Wow, did you guys see those baseball teams and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/04/youre-a-real-classy-bunch-yankees-fans-no-sarcasm-this-time">especially the New York Yankees</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/04/the-milwaukee-brewers-also-honored-boston-by-playing-the-cheers-theme">Milwaukee Brewers being so awesome</a> by playing Sweet Caroline and the Cheers theme to honor the people of Boston in the wake of the Boston Marathon bombing.

ZBYNEK MICHALEK

Taylor Hall Is A Secret Samurai, Redefines The Term ‘Slashing’

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And now, Taylor Hall turning into Yojimbo to slash Zbynek Michalek in the third period of Edmonton's 3-1 loss to the Phoenix.

SWITZERLAND

You Know A Hockey Fight Is Serious When They Leave The Gloves On

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Here are Swiss Eishockey's Alain Berger and Sebastien Schilt getting into a fight and leaving the gloves ON, which I hope is the start of a great new trend in hockey.

Teenagers

The Best Slapshot Ever Involves No Puck And A Referee’s Face

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Here's Lithuania’s Danielius Nomanovas taking a slapshot against Great Britain in Wednesday's round robin portion of the Under-18 World Championship.


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