NHL ENTRY DRAFT

Martin Brodeur Selecting His Son In The 2013 NHL Entry Draft Is Adorable

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The New Jersey Devils took Anthony Brodeur with the 208th pick of the 2013 NHL Entry Draft, and made the moment special by allowing Martin Brodeur to announce it.

Stanley Cup Finals

Scientific Report: Boston Bruins Fans Eased Their Loss With Tons And Tons Of Porn

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If you're like me (a Washington Capitals fan) you have so much time to watch porn.

#PRO WRESTLING

CM Punk Won A Hockey Bet With John Cena, Got To Hold The Stanley Cup

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Former WWE Champion CM Punk made his return to WWE at the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/06/the-best-and-worst-of-wwe-payback" target="_blank">Payback PPV</a> in his hometown of Chicago during the home stretch of the Blackhawks' Cup run.

#COSPLAY

Paulina Gretzky Went To/Cosplayed As Germany

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We're gonna go ahead and count this as another hockey post.

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

NHL Rivalries Have Entered The World Of Passive-Aggressive Baking With ‘Penguins Cream Pies’

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By way of <a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/hockey/pennsylvania-bakery-penguins-cream-pie/189804" target="_blank">Larry Brown Sports</a> and a baker with no better outlet in which to express his NHL passions comes the PENGUINS CREAM PIE, a strikethrough joke from Oakmont Bakery in Oakmont, Pennsylvania.

SHOOTOUT GOALS

Here’s An Amazing Shootout Goal From A 9-Year Old

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By way of <a href="https://twitter.com/frostml" target="_blank">@frostml</a> and our friends at <a href="http://www.bobsblitz.com" target="_blank">Bob's Blitz</a> comes this clip of 9-year old Iowan Carter Frost scoring a Minnesota AAA hockey shootout goal like a boss.

RAY CHARLES THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER

Let’s Help Ray Charles The Blind Golden Retriever Drop The Puck At A Bruins Game

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If you are not already waist-deep in a puddle of squee at the sight of a golden retriever puppy in a hockey jersey, prepare to deal with the cutest, saddest <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ray-Charles-The-Golden-Retriever/357618627685121?id=357618627685121&sk=info" target="_blank">Facebook bio</a> ever: Hi, I'm Ray Charles a golden retriever that was born blind (12/8/12), but don't feel bad for me.

TEXAS

The New Dallas Stars Logo Is Great. Also, I’d Like A Quad Venti Soy Latte, Please

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Welcome to the new era of Dallas Stars hockey -- the one where everything is super green, stars get rounded off and the "Dallas Starbucks" joke is way too easy.

STAR SPANGLED BANNER

Canadian Singer Completely Botches Star-Spangled Banner

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Alexis Normand was tasked with singing both the Canadian and American national anthems at a junior hockey tournament.

#jimmy fallon

Jimmy Fallon Gives Out NHL Awards, Has Never Watched A Hockey Game

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I love hockey, but I'm from the American south, so I'll occasionally try to say "Kyosti Karjalainen" or whatever and have it come out sounding like a garbage truck.

YOUTH SPORTS

Crazy Russian Youth Hockey Fight? Crazy Russian Youth Hockey Fight.

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If you like crazy youth hockey fights, you'll be happy to know that the "Russia" modifier adds the right amount of crazy.

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS

Not Cool, Canada.

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"Boston Strong" emerged as a motto for a city shaken by the terrorist bombings at the Boston Marathon.

OTTAWA SENATORS

Get Up, Lars Eller, The Hit Wasn’t That Ba- OH MY GOD

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This is what happens when you get hit and your face makes a beeline for the ice.

Sex

The Chicago Blackhawks Had A Tremendous Amount of What Now?

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The Chicago Blackhawks are up 1-0 on the Minnesota Wild, and they don't even care about the tremendous amount of sex they had in the regular season.

NHL PLAYOFFS

How's A Guy Supposed To Read Some News About The NHL These Days?

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As much as I like to joke about how I never watch hockey or that hockey is boring (aside from the fighting) or that even lockout-shortened seasons take too long, but I am, after all, just joking.

Sports

The Ultimate Mascot FAIL Compilation

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The funniest sports mascot mishaps, all in one video.


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