Movies

A Captain Planet Movie: Are You Guys Sure About This One?

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Even Captain Planet knows this is a waste of resources.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Stan Lee & Arnold Schwarzenegger Unveil New ‘Governator’ Project

Ever since Arnold Schwarzenegger's alien spacecraft crashed into our planet, we've experienced many different versions of the guy.

The Chronicles of Rick Roll

The Chronicles of Rick Roll, Starring Your Favorite Internet Memes (Teaser)

If ever there were a motley crew of rejected Justice League superheroes, you need look no further than the cast of the upcoming The Chronicles of Rick Roll -a cinematic experience that looks so ridiculous, frankly I'm ashamed to admit I never actually thought there was someone evil enough to produce something on this scale.

TATTOOS

Avatar Dude Abides, Gets His Eighth Na’vi Back Tattoo (Gallery)

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Sometimes, if you really like a movie you brag about it to your friends.

why not just add lavar arrington while you're at it you dicks?

Steel Yourself For A Whole Lotta Ear Rape

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I was of the mind that Satan had already crafted his perfect sports talk radio show, and that show was called “The Herd With Colin Cowherd, A Man Who Rapes Toddlers And Drinks Only Pancreatic Fluid”.

Wii Wings

Prepare To Be Taken Seriously: Wings For Your Nintendo Wii

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Karen should have really followed her dream to become a stripper.

The Toxic Avenger

Toxic Avenger PG-13 Remake? Say It Ain’t So, Troma.

Cue the fart sounds and dog whimpers, today I reluctantly report that the cult 1984 movie The Toxic Avenger is at the center of a big screen remake deal.

PAUL W.S. ANDERSON

SURE, WHY NOT: BUCK ROGERS MOVIE NOW IN 3D

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Well, looks like it's time again to crack open ol' grandpa's coffin and tell him some great news from the present day.

TV PILOTS

ABC PILOT MOVES SUPERHEROES INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

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Prepare to be blown away with innovation*, because the geniuseseseses over at ABC have just developed their next reinvention of the pilot season wheel: a drama about a family of superheroes titled.


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