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ANDY PETTITTE JUST WANTED TO HEAL

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Andy Pettitte admitted to using HGH in a press conference yesterday:"In 2002 I was injured.

#NFL

STAY OF EXECUTION FOR STADIUM'S PIGEONS

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As Deadspin noted yesterday, Cincinnati officials were looking for a way to deal with the pigeon infestation at Paul Brown Stadium, which has led to several customers dealing with pigeon shit in their food and drink.

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CUBS ARE BEST OF THE WORST, FOR NOW

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The Chicago Cubs moved a half-game up on the Milwaukee Brewers to take the NL Central Division lead with a 6-2 win over the Houston Astros last night.

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THE GREATEST MARRIAGE PROPOSAL EVER?

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The Astros lost at home to the Nationals last night, but they still had a better night than one fan who used the romantic backdrop of a meaningless baseball game in humid-ass Houston to propose to his date.

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WHO CAN STOP THE CUBS JUGGERNAUT?

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Don't look now, but the mighty Chicago Cubs are only 3.

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BIG HURT AND BIGGIO ATTAIN MILESTONES

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Frank Thomas became the 21st MLB player to hit 500 home runs, and Craig Biggio notched his 3000th hit (the 27th player to do so) last night, marking the first time in history that two very good players on teams no one particularly cared about reached important milestones on the night of a more entertaining NBA draft.

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THE ASTROS HAVE PROBLEMS

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The Astros blew a 3-2 lead in the 8th inning last night, as a 5-run outburst by the A's led to a 7-3 defeat for Houston.

LSU TIGERS

PETA STILL TRYING TO INFLUENCE SPORTS

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Last week LSU mourned the passing of its 17-year-old tiger mascot Mike V when the big kitty's kidneys failed.

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MIKE VICK SUDDENLY A SYMPATHETIC FIGURE

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We all remember those good times from yesterday, when police searched one of Michael Vick's properties and found neglected dogs, which stirred the news that he's long been under investigation for participating in illegal cock- and dog-fighting.

HOUSTON ASTROS

THE IDITAROD MAKES DOGS TIRED, BEATEN

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Ramy Brooks, who has twice finished second in the Iditarod, was disqualified in this year's race after abusing his dogs.

STEVE YOUNG

USDA MOVES TO BLOCK BEAR WRESTLING

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My thanks goes today to Donkey Carnival, which alerted me to the swirling controversy in Cleveland, where the USDA is trying to prevent Caesar the Wrestling Bear from doing what he was born to do: wrestle humans.

NCAA HOOPS

K-STATE CONDEMNS CHICKEN-SMUGGLING

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So, everybody knows about Kansas State's tradition of throwing live chickens on the court when they play, Kansas, right.

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The Cardinals Have Something Lodged in Their Airway

With all this talk of baseball teams making the playoffs, I haven't given fair attention to the St.


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