xmas ape

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THIS FACKIN GREEK FAKE-HISPANIC BITCH IS RAWPONSIBLE FAH ALL OW-AH SAWFFERING.

xmas ape

And It All Comes Down to Douche

| 29 Comments

Or at least it will after another eight-hour hype injection.

xmas ape

Breaking: Tom Brady to Play Tonight’s Game with Gisele’s Dog Up His Ass

| 21 Comments

"Shouldn't've ordered all that dick"Which is only slightly less gay than carrying the dog around in this bag.

Unsilent Majority

No Country For Crappy Quarterbacks

| 25 Comments

Welcome to the Week 11 edition of Always Be Covering.

Unsilent Majority

Everybody Back In the Pool!

| 25 Comments

Jinx says New England can't lose, and if Jinx says it you know it's true.

xmas ape

Ocho Cinco. “A Disgusting Act.” WHO YA GOT?

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Though the matchup this Monday night hardly seems in doubt, what with Rudi Johnson ruled out and the Bengals' defensive unit only showing up as a formality, if at all.


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