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A Tipple For My Mates of Battery, In Times Of Distress

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In time of labor discord and generalized aimlessness, there was no better opportunity of occurrence for the week of St.

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In Which The Irish Pugilist Has A Chance Encounter With Royalty

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Having witnesst an exhibition slate markt by anemic haymakers and the stewardship qualities of a syphilite, the Bengali Tygers of Cincinnatus terminated my employment and cast your humble scribe, J.

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Deposed By a Darkly Complected Lummox. What Fate Is This For A Quartered Back?

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One can say a great many things about life in Cincinnatus, but surely one claim that cannot be issut is that it is unmarked by turbulence.

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Good Sir Palmer’s Pulverizers Have Diminisht in Pepper

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Something struck me ill as I betook the Bengali Tygers lost endeavors against the Norse Boatsmen of Parts Northward and Uninhabitable.

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A Reorientation of Drubbings Has Been Ordered By Circumstance

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My servant Jew bruited to me the happening that my services has been rendered tranfert to the Bengali Tygers of Cincinnatus.

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My Visage Is Crimsoned With The Downtrodding Of These Footballers

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Not since the potato famine laid waste to my kith and kin have I espied the devastation similar to that seen on the greensward when my San Francisco Footballing Fourty-niners do battle in contests of footballing.


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