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KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

LARRY JOHNSON SUSPENDED FOR 2 WKS

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Kansas City Chiefs running back and noted petulant bastard Larry Johnson was suspended for two weeks after calling random people the British slang word for "cigarette.

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LARRY JOHNSON IS GREAT WITH THE MEDIA

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Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson is a terrific fantasy back, but his career has been plagued by these weird fits of complacency that seem to hamper his production from time to time, not so much now as earlier in his career.

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CHAN GAILEY’S OFFSEASON STARTS EARLY

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Todd Haley has had it with Chan Gailey's foolishness; the Kansas City Chiefs head coach fired his offensive coordinator today, two days after Matt Cassel suffered a ligament sprain in his knee scrambling out of the pocket in the first quarter of the team's third preseason game.

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SPITTING ON WOMEN CAN BE EXPENSIVE

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Ashley Stewart, the woman who was the target of Larry Johnson's alleged drink-spitting incident, is now s<a href="http://www.kansascity.com/385/story/883982.html" target="_blank">uing the Chiefs running back</a>.

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LARRY JOHNSON SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY

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Chiefs running back Larry Johnson was suspended by the team for Sunday's game for violating unspecified team rules.

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SUCK-OFF: RONNIE BROWN IS OUR GOD-KING

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The Monday Morning Suck-Off runs every week during the NFL season.

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TONY GONZALEZ IS A HERO

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A California man named Ken Hunter was having dinner with his girlfriend when he began to choke on a piece of meat.

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THE CHIEFS ARE UNBELIEVABLY LAME

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As noted by <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Fans-are-asked-to-treat-Chiefs-games-like-bowlin?urn=nfl,91291" target="_blank">Shutdown Corner</a>, the Kansas City Chiefs have a "Fan Code of Conduct" for home games, and rule #2 shows why Arrowhead is one of the most unforgiving environments for opposing teams.

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CHIEFS TO NFL: “CUT YOUR HAIR, HIPPIE!”

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The Kansas City <a href="http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/story;jsessionid=EDB1B85340613F3DFF69DCCF920B92DB?id=09000d5d80753d85&template=with-video&confirm=true" title="NFL NETWORK" target="_blank">Chiefs have proposed a rule change</a> (second story): In what could be a boon for barbershops, the NFL’s competition committee is considering a rule that would ban players from having their hair cover or obscure the names on the back of player’s jersey.

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TONY GONZALEZ LIKES LOW MILEAGE GIRLS

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Thanks to handsome HG over at <a href="http://youbeenblinded.com/tony-gonzalez-to-women-keep-low-mileage/" title="You Been Blinded" target="_blank">You Been Blinded</a> for tipping me on this MAXIM interview with Kansas City Chiefs' Tony Gonzalez who lets us know he doesn't like to see Lincoln's head when inserts a penny into his dates:Yeah, girls who are leaking oil are a real turn-off.

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I WANT JARED ALLEN TO BE MY DAD

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Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen leads the AFC with 8 sacks and was just named the conference's Defensive Player of the Month.

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NATIVE AMERICANS GET THEIR OWN SHOE

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Nike has designed and unveiled the N7, a <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20980046/from/ET/" target="_blank">shoe designed specifically for Native Americans</a> because (a) their feet are too wide and high to fit in normal shoes, (b) they're fat, and (c) it will look great in next year's promotional video for diversity.

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BRODIE CROYLE IS DOING OKAY

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Following this morning's post on the <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3787" target="_blank">women of Hard Knocks</a>, sexy rock star Adam sent me this <a href="https://www.davidleggphoto.com/gallery/kel_brod_eng?page=1" target="_blank">pre(?)-wedding gallery</a> of Chiefs QB Brodie Croyle and wife Kelli.

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THEY HAVE HOT CHICKS ON TV NOW?

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Over the last month or two I've been getting emails from sports nerds telling me about the erections their tiny penises mustered for two of the wives of Kansas City Chiefs featured on that show about the Kansas City Chiefs, Whatsitcalled.

INDIANA IS FOR DRIVING THROUGH

BERNARD POLLARD ENJOYS DANCING

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Did you ever wonder how they do it in Fort Wayne.

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BUT I DON’T WANNA BE A PIRATE

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Former Chiefs running back Christian Okoye -- the "African Bad Dream" -- will participate in the <a href="http://www.tvguide.com/News-Views/Interviews-Features/Article/default.aspx?posting=%7BB5D34333-2687-48B8-9882-62EBE62A2173%7D" target="_blank">CBS summer reality show "Pirate Master,"</a> produced by evil genius Mark Burnett.

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LAMAR HUNT DIED

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Lamar Hunt, the Kansas City Chiefs founder/owner and sports pioneer, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/14/sports/football/15huntcnd.html?hp&ex=1166158800&en=1b488917f105ed54&ei=5094&partner=homepage" target="_blank">died yesterday</a> of complications from prostate cancer.

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Chiefs Had Sex Boat in Airport Hyatt?

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In yesterday's Kansas City Star, Jason Whitlock revealed that between seven and ten Chiefs <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/football/nfl/kansas_city_chiefs/15824927.htm" target="_blank">attended a "simulated sales party"</a> with 30 female sex toy consultants the night before their 45-7 blowout at Pittsburgh.


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