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The NFL Found a Way To Offend Muslims Too

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And now the NFL finds another group to infuriate.

A HOLE FANS

This Chiefs Fan Might Be The Most Obnoxious Human Being On The Planet

| 45 Comments

If you've done this before, please consider removing yourself from the gene pool.

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Kansas City Breaks The Guinness Record For Crowd Roar… Again

| 12 Comments

Arrowhead Stadium leads the league in loudness again.

Old James

KSK Reviews It: Clark Hunt’s Arrowhead Stadium Lair

| 31 Comments

All rankings are in a scale of diamonds, because I assume the wealthy live like James Bond villains.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Derrick Johnson Likely Out For Season With Injured Achilles

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Week 1 continues to be a sobering reminder of just how common gruesome injuries can be in the NFL.

you picked a fine time to get injured son

Chiefs Apparently Playing 2014 Without Secondary

| 49 Comments

For a team that got embarrassed and destroyed by having a cheesecloth secondary in the playoffs last year, the Chiefs sure haven't made moves to secure that side of their defense, whether or not it's because of salary cap space or bad luck with injuries.

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Requiem For An Orton

| 64 Comments

In which our inebriated hero saunters off into the sunset.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

How to draw Andy Reid

| 43 Comments

It’s the off-season doldrums of July and that means it’s time for an art lesson! Today we will learn how to draw the big tomato, Andy Reid, coach of the Kansas City Chiefs.

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Chiefs OTA Is Powered By Andy Reid’s Cheeseburgers

| 39 Comments

In the Andy Reid regime, there's no kidding around about cheeseburgers.

Old James

Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: Your Team Blowing a 28 Point Lead

| 61 Comments

We saw the flaming bus headed our way, but we stood in the middle of the road anyway, united in poor taste, covered in Zubaz and barbecue sauce, flipping the narrative the finger.

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Mike Mayock Called Alex Smith ‘Sneaky Athletic’

| 11 Comments

Stop being so underhanded with your athleticism, white people.

xmas ape

Chiefs-Colts Wild Card Live Blog

| 1,148 Comments

Andy Reid has the body of a Colts fan.


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