While he spends most of his days <a href="http://peterose.com/shopping/start.php?browse=1">peddling overpriced autographs on his website</a> and pimping his LockerDome webpage <a href="https://twitter.com/PeteRose_14">on Twitter</a>, baseball’s all-time hits leader, Pete Rose, is still trying desperately to cling to relevance ever since he <a href="http://www.nj.com/sports/ledger/dorfman/index.ssf/2012/12/barry_bonds_roger_clemens_belo.html">seemingly gave up his quest to be admitted into Major League Baseball’s Hall of Fame</a>.