I don't know about you, but I was beyond shocked to learn recently that Macaulay Culkin had been using Mila Kunis <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/03/its-over-mila-kunis-and-macauley-culkin-breakup_n_803457.html">as his personal play thing for years</a>, until, that is, he tossed her out to the curb like a wilting Christmas tree on New Year's Day.