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Protect The Shield — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Here's an animated short goofing on Roger Goodell and his ongoing quest to protect the shield from the no-account ne'er-do-wells of the football world.

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Madden 13 Is Coming Out This Week, But Does Anybody Care Anymore?

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Less than a million people per platform can be arsed to play this game. Why are we acting like it's still relevant?

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Can The Rams Draw More Than 227? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The Rams will attempt to set the world record for most fake mustaches worn in the same place at once during their Week 1 game against the Redskins, during which fake salt-and-peppery Jeff Fisher 'staches will be given to fans.

#NFL

Madden NFL 13′s Top 10 Receivers

EA’s official ratings correspondent (and real life Pro Football Hall of Famer) Marshall Faulk runs down the ten highest rated receivers in the upcoming Madden NFL 13.

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Madden NFL 13′s Top 10 Running Backs

EA’s official ratings correspondent (and real life Pro Football Hall of Famer) Marshall Faulk runs down the ten highest rated running backs in the upcoming Madden NFL 13.

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Madden NFL 13’s Top 10 Quarterbacks

EA's official ratings correspondent (and real life Pro Football Hall of Famer) Marshall Faulk runs down the ten highest rated quarterbacks in the upcoming Madden NFL 13.

#RAY RICE

Canada Has Cockiness Now – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Sorry to intrude on Falco's CFL beat but the Canadians had their own DeSean Jackson moment.

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Corpulence, Your Bobblehead Needs It – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The Lowell Spinners are holding their Peter King Bobblehead Night promotion at their game this evening, in case you live in northeast Massachusetts, enjoy minor league baseball and hate yourself.

#MEMES

On A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Excited Are You That Video Game Tebow Can Tebow

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There isn't much to do when you're the creative director of a Madden game ("okay, this year I think we're gonna make it look like football"), so EA Sports' Mike Young has spent the last few weeks tweeting about the amazing new features set to debut in Madden NFL 13, such as Tim Tebow being able to Tebow.

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Tebow’s Image Jihad – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Tim Tebow posed for a picture with the Broadway cast of "Rock of Ages" on Saturday.

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What’s Megatron Doing? – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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It was revealed prior to the draft that Megatron would be on the cover of this year's Madden game.

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Mmmmm… Headless Cheerleader Cake – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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There have been other Cowboys cheerleader cakes in the past; observe this "Just The Cans" version from last year, but certainly none have been as creepy as this one spotted by Sweater Punch.

#NFL

Gronk Is Begging You To Curse Him, Bro

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New England Patriots tight end slash adult film industry philanderer slash teenage dunk master Rob Gronkowski is harnessing the power of social media (and obnoxious-for-pay viral videos) to compel his fan base to rock the ESPN's SportsNation vote and get him on the cover of 'Madden 13'.

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Has The Madden Curse Claimed Peyton Hillis As Its Victim?

I'll be honest, if you want in-depth discussion of Peyton Hillis, I'm about the last guy to ask.

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Michael Vick Thinks Real Life is ‘The Longest Yard’

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Michael Vick wants the Philadelphia Eagles to sign Plaxico Burress.


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