DIETING

This Science Teacher Claims To Have Lost Over 60 Pounds By Eating Nothing But McDonald’s

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A science teacher ate nothing but McDonald's for 90+ days straight to prove ... Well, I'm still not exactly clear what he was trying to prove.

backstabbing

A Guy Walked Into A Queens McDonalds On Tuesday With A Kitchen Knife Sticking Out Of His Back

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NBD, just a guy walking into a McDonald's with a kitchen knife sticking out of his back.

Big Mac

Anderson Cooper Ate The Loneliest, Most Pathetic Meal For His Birthday

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Anderson Cooper thought he'd treat himself on his birthday by stopping by a truck stop McDonald's.

Happy Meals

McDonald’s Just Unveiled A Terrifying New Mascot That Will Make You Wish They’d Stick To Creepy Clowns

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McDonald's just announced its nightmare-inducing new mascot, an animated Happy Meal named "Happy."

FAST FOOD

No Thank You: McDonald’s Is Introducing A Guacamole Burger, Currently In Test Markets

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McDonald’s is testing three new avocado sandwiches: The guacamole burger, guacamole grilled chicken and guacamole crispy chicken sandwiches.

MORAL OUTRAGE

Outraged Woman Calls Local News Station Over Color Me Badd Being Played In McDonald’s Play Area

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This woman was furious to hear Color Me Badd's hit song in the McDonald's where her children were playing. Tick tock get up stop!

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2

I’m Trying To Be Mad About Pink Spider-Man Toys But Am Failing

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Remember when Kathy Kane had a utility purse full of deadly weapons disguised as makeup? This is not like that.

Is This Hip, New Ronald McDonald Any Less Creepy Than The Old Ronald McDonald?

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McDonald's is rebranding their famous clown mascot Ronald McDonald with supposedly hip clothing and hair.

FLORIDA WOMAN

Now We Know Why The Topless Woman In Florida Destroyed That McDonald’s, And Oral Sex Is Involved, Naturally

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We finally get an answer to the question we've all been asking: why did the topless woman in a thong destroy that McDonald's in Florida?

#FLORIDA

Watch A Topless Woman In A Thong Go On A Rampage Inside A McDonald’s, Then Stop To Chug Ice Cream

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A topless woman destroying a McDonald's in Florida is the most Florida footage ever.

breakfast menu

Burger King Ventures Into The Fast Food Breakfast Wars With Their New $1 Value Menu

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Breakfast Wars are getting real. Burger King steps in with their new dollar menu.

BURGER KING

‘Hack The Menu’ Unlocks Every Fast Food Secret Menu Item, Including The Suicide Burger

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Ever wanted to try the infamous Suicide Burger at Burger King? Hack the Menu has you covered.

#FLORIDA

Watch A Man Lose His Sh*t In A McDonald's Drive Thru And Punch Another Driver

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This is what happens when a A 68-year-old man is kept from his quarter-pounder with cheese.

ALEX MORGAN

10 Important Questions About That LeBron James And Johnny Football McDonald's Commercial

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A McDonald's commercial features LeBron James joining a "best of the best" club with Alex Morgan and Johnny Football. We have questions that need answers.

OLD PEOPLE

McDonald’s Actually Kicked Out This Elderly Couple For Sitting Too Long

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An elderly Virginia couple were kicked out of their favorite McDonald's restaurant for taking too long to eat their meals.

Alcohol

Very Smart Man Gets Two DUIs At Same McDonald’s Drive-Thru In A Matter Of Hours

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A New York man is facing a pair of DUI charges after managing to drunkenly wreck his car twice at the same McDonald's location early Sunday morning.

LAWSUITS

A Man Is Suing McDonald's For $1.5 Million Because They Only Gave Him One Napkin

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McDonald’s napkins feel like they’re made of used toilet paper, gravel, and sadness, but you still need them.

FAST FOOD

Taco Bell Is Rolling Out Its Breakfast Menu In March As ‘Demolition Man’ Is Coming True

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After teasing the country with the waffle taco for the last year, Taco Bell is releasing its breakfast menu on March 27 and McDonald's has taken notice.


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