MCDONALDS

Let’s Remember The Time Megan Mullally And John Goodman Starred Together In A 1980s McDonalds Commercial

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Remember that time Megan Mullally and John Goodman did an EggMcMuffin commercial together? No? Well, you're welcome.

#Dumb Criminals

Meet The Michigan Sex Offender Who Masturbated Twice In The Drive-Thru During A Single Trip To McDonald’s

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Michael Peterson pleasured himself in front of McDonald's drive-thru workers. Then he pulled around and did it again.

#Dumb Criminals

This Pedestrian Carjacked A Woman’s Car From The McDonald’s Drive Thru After Being Refused Service

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This guy had a very appropriate response to being turned away from the McDonald's drive thru.

Swastika

Someone Found A Swastika In Their McDonald’s Bun

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Because sometimes people are terrible, terrible racists.

SUPERSIZE ME

This Science Teacher Claims To Have Lost Over 60 Pounds By Eating Nothing But McDonald’s

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A science teacher ate nothing but McDonald's for 90+ days straight to prove ... Well, I'm still not exactly clear what he was trying to prove.

STABBING ATTACK

A Guy Walked Into A Queens McDonalds On Tuesday With A Kitchen Knife Sticking Out Of His Back

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NBD, just a guy walking into a McDonald's with a kitchen knife sticking out of his back.

#ANDERSON COOPER

Anderson Cooper Ate The Loneliest, Most Pathetic Meal For His Birthday

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Anderson Cooper thought he'd treat himself on his birthday by stopping by a truck stop McDonald's.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

McDonald’s Just Unveiled A Terrifying New Mascot That Will Make You Wish They’d Stick To Creepy Clowns

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McDonald's just announced its nightmare-inducing new mascot, an animated Happy Meal named "Happy."

MCDONALDS

No Thank You: McDonald’s Is Introducing A Guacamole Burger, Currently In Test Markets

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McDonald’s is testing three new avocado sandwiches: The guacamole burger, guacamole grilled chicken and guacamole crispy chicken sandwiches.

MORAL OUTRAGE

Outraged Woman Calls Local News Station Over Color Me Badd Being Played In McDonald’s Play Area

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This woman was furious to hear Color Me Badd's hit song in the McDonald's where her children were playing. Tick tock get up stop!

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I’m Trying To Be Mad About Pink Spider-Man Toys But Am Failing

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Remember when Kathy Kane had a utility purse full of deadly weapons disguised as makeup? This is not like that.

RONALD MCDONALD

Is This Hip, New Ronald McDonald Any Less Creepy Than The Old Ronald McDonald?

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McDonald's is rebranding their famous clown mascot Ronald McDonald with supposedly hip clothing and hair.

#FLORIDA

Now We Know Why The Topless Woman In Florida Destroyed That McDonald’s, And Oral Sex Is Involved, Naturally

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We finally get an answer to the question we've all been asking: why did the topless woman in a thong destroy that McDonald's in Florida?

#FLORIDA

Watch A Topless Woman In A Thong Go On A Rampage Inside A McDonald’s, Then Stop To Chug Ice Cream

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A topless woman destroying a McDonald's in Florida is the most Florida footage ever.

TACO BELL BREAKFAST

Burger King Ventures Into The Fast Food Breakfast Wars With Their New $1 Value Menu

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Breakfast Wars are getting real. Burger King steps in with their new dollar menu.

MCDONALDS

‘Hack The Menu’ Unlocks Every Fast Food Secret Menu Item, Including The Suicide Burger

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Ever wanted to try the infamous Suicide Burger at Burger King? Hack the Menu has you covered.

#FLORIDA

Watch A Man Lose His Sh*t In A McDonald's Drive Thru And Punch Another Driver

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This is what happens when a A 68-year-old man is kept from his quarter-pounder with cheese.


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