THE WEDDING BAND

'Wedding Band' Explains Why Sci-Fi Shows Have Cop-Out Endings Via Megan Fox Sex Scene

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A deep critique about an entire genre of TV from...a sex scene with Megan Fox?

megan fox

Megan Fox Talks To Dolphins And Loves Science In An Ad For A Product We’ve Forgotten Already

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Megan Fox walks out of a pitch meeting about "unicorns, zebras, you're in your underwear... in space" so that she can focus on talking to dolphins.

#PAUL RUDD

Judd Apatow’s This is 40, now with MEGAN FOX IN BRA AND PANTIES!

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Universal just released the full-length trailer for Judd Apatow's This is 40 (opening December 21st), and obviously, since this is a website dedicated to the serious discussion of cinema-films and their place in the annals of celluloid museums art, I tried to pick a screencap that was central to the plot, which just so happens to deal with MEGAN FOX BRA AND PANTIES TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF UPSKIRT LESBIAN KITTENS GOOGLE.

#Justin Bieber

5.8 The Cooler

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Jeny Romero Justin Bieber's 'Boyfriend' Video Breaks YouTube Record [MTV] How McDonald’s Came Back Bigger Than Ever [NYTimes] The 10 Worst People at a Summer BBQ [BroBible] Lil Kim Says Azealia Banks Is Trying To "Use Her For Publicity" [Hip-Hop Wired] Jadakiss' 10 Favorite Cars [...].

SHARPER IMAGE

Megan Fox Is The New 'Face' Of The Sharper Image

I guess there's still a market for holiday gifts that work properly for a month on average because not only is The Sharper Image still in business, but they've hired the dynamic easy-to-look-at Megan Fox as the face of their business.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

Dwight Howard Convinced To Stay In Orlando By This Heavily Edited Fan Video

I don't know if Ray William Johnson invented that YouTube "edit 3 times in the same sentence so I jump around the screen" thing, but I'm blaming it for him anyway.

#the 90s

Megan Fox Isn't Allowed to Watch 'Beverly Hills 90210'

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Everybody read this block quote while I go find the clip of David Silver rapping at the dance.

VANESSA MARCIL

The Washed Ferrari Scale: Rating Michael Bay's Leading Ladies

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As we’ve discussed plenty in recent years, Michael Bay is a man of extravagant taste.

#BLAKE GRIFFIN

Nyansanity: Jeremy Lin As Nyan Cat And Thursday Morning Links

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If you didn't think this would exist, welcome to the Internet.

#MEMES

Meme Watch: ‘2/10, Would Not Bang’ Is Here To Help Point Out The Flaws You May Have Missed

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Stop me if you've heard this, but apparently the internet can occasionally be overly hyper-critical.

YES PLEASE

Megan Fox, Mike Tyson Star In ‘Megan Fox Island’

Megan Fox and Mike Tyson star in a commercial for CCAA, a language school in Brazil, and we will now forever be in CCAA's debt for introducing us to the concepts of "Megan Fox Island" and "Mike Tyson Island.

#JON HAMM

Meet The Guy Who Takes The Most Awkward Photos With Celebrities Ever

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There are a million reasons that I love Reddit, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and political causes, but today it’s because it introduces us to someone truly remarkable: The presently anonymous gentleman above.

#JON HAMM

Hey, you got Megan Fox in my Bridesmaids!

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*ahem* MEGAN FOX NAKED MEGAN FOX NAKED MEGAN FOX NAKED.

#Justin Bieber

NFL.com Finally Answers The Tim Tebow Question Nobody Has Been Asking

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I read through a lot of gossip sites and strange, random fan blogs each week, not because I want to actually know anything about the personal lives of fame-starved reality trolls, but because we like to make fun of really stupid stuff that people do.

#Robin Williams

Billy Crystal’s Low-Rent Academy Awards Trailer is Terrible

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The 84th Academy Awards will air on ABC on February 26th (insert obligatory circle-jerk joke here) and will be hosted by Billy Crystal because, why not.

#Robin Williams

People not excited about the Oscars? BRING IN JOSH DUHAMEL!

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When it was announced that Billy Crystal would host the Oscars after Brett Ratner got fired for calling everyone a fag and Eddie Murphy went with him, the world responded with a resounding "meh.

Movie Posters

The Best and Worst of Movie-Poster Booty

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An enormous amount of money and effort goes into a movie's marketing campaign.


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