The Washed Ferrari Scale: Rating Michael Bay's Leading Ladies

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As we’ve discussed plenty in recent years, Michael Bay is a man of extravagant taste.


Nyansanity: Jeremy Lin As Nyan Cat And Thursday Morning Links

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If you didn't think this would exist, welcome to the Internet.


Meme Watch: ‘2/10, Would Not Bang’ Is Here To Help Point Out The Flaws You May Have Missed

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Stop me if you've heard this, but apparently the internet can occasionally be overly hyper-critical.


Megan Fox, Mike Tyson Star In ‘Megan Fox Island’


Megan Fox and Mike Tyson star in a commercial for CCAA, a language school in Brazil, and we will now forever be in CCAA's debt for introducing us to the concepts of "Megan Fox Island" and "Mike Tyson Island.


Meet The Guy Who Takes The Most Awkward Photos With Celebrities Ever

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There are a million reasons that I love <a href="">Reddit</a>, among them the feeling of community, the camaraderie of the Internet’s most creative minds, and the righteous championing of a variety of social and political causes, but today it’s because it introduces us to someone truly remarkable: The presently anonymous gentleman above.


Hey, you got Megan Fox in my Bridesmaids!

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#Justin Bieber Finally Answers The Tim Tebow Question Nobody Has Been Asking

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I read through a lot of gossip sites and strange, random fan blogs each week, not because I want to actually know anything about the personal lives of fame-starved reality trolls, but because we like to make fun of really stupid stuff that people do.


Billy Crystal’s Low-Rent Academy Awards Trailer is Terrible

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The 84th Academy Awards will air on ABC on February 26th (insert obligatory circle-jerk joke here) and will be hosted by Billy Crystal because, why not.


People not excited about the Oscars? BRING IN JOSH DUHAMEL!

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When it was announced that Billy Crystal would host the Oscars after Brett Ratner <a href="" target="_blank">got fired</a> for <a href="" target="_blank">calling everyone a fag</a> and Eddie Murphy <a href="" target="_blank">went with him</a>, the world responded with a resounding "meh.

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The Best and Worst of Movie-Poster Booty

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An enormous amount of money and effort goes into a movie's marketing campaign.

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The Shocking Pillow Talk Of Megan Fox And Shia Labeouf Revealed!


As <a href="">our pal Vince noted over at Film Drunk earlier</a>, Hollywood movie star assembly line product Shia Labeouf claims in an interview with Aaron Gell for Details magazine that he has "hooked up" with human sex person Megan Fox at least once, despite her being in a longtime relationship of some sort with that guy who played David Silver on 90210.

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Megan Fox polished Shia LaBeouf’s Ferrari, says Shia LaBeouf

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Transformers 3 opens at midnight tonight, meaning it's time for media outlets to run all the stories they have on the castmembers.

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Steven Spielberg fired Megan Fox from Transformers, says Bay

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This story comes from the <a href="" target="_blank">DailyMail</a>, and as a general rule, I'm skeptical of anything British people consider a credible news item or edible food.


Unlocked iPhones For Everyone!


Since the iPhone hit the market, consumers have had two choices: Either sign a contract with AT&T and give up any hope any maintaining healthy blood pressure levels for its duration and perhaps beyond, or fork over a few hundred bucks to some guy working out of an unmarked basement to unlock one for you that would work on other carriers.

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Shia Labeouf defends Michael Bay. Badly.

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Shia Labeouf <a href="" target="_blank">famously admitted</a> that Indiana Jones 4 kind of sucked, and immediately took a truckload of sh*t for it, because famous actors aren't allowed to acknowledge things that are blatantly obvious to anyone with eyes.


3.7 The Cooler

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Emaly Lugo Lupe Fiasco's Dad Loaned Samurai Mike His Armor [NBC Chicago] Straight Stuntin #16 Preview [Spizzy] MTV Bans Kanye West “Monster” Video [Rap Radar] Jon Stewart Says BYU’s Brandon Davies Doesn’t Exist [TUD] MS-13 Gangster's Post-Murder Cry: "The Beast Has Eaten" [Gothamist] Phil Collins Apologizes [...].


'Wonder Woman' Coming Back to TV

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After years of aborted attempts to bring Wonder Woman to the big screen, Warner Bros.


9.17 The Cooler

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<a href=""> Jennifer Roman Why Robots With Vaginas Are a Bad Idea <a href="">[TSJ]</a> Florida Man Loves The Swimsuit Issue <a href="">[With Leather]</a> Megan Fox Is In Her Underwear Again <a href="">[F-Listed]</a> Mike Tyson Expecting His Eighth Child <a href="">[Black Voices]</a> Bink.

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