WORLD RECORDS

Mexican Clowns Set Nightmare Record

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Mexico City played host to the 15th annual International Clown Convention, at which 700 clowns gathered to attempt to break the world record for scaring the ever-loving piss out of children.

#Animals

An A-Z Guide To Endangered Animals And The A-Holes Who Keep Killing Them

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If there’s one consistent theme among the Uproxx family, it’s that we love sodomy communism gymnastics Seltzer/Friedberg movies Glenn Beck animals.

#NFL

Jets Locker Room: A 'Woman In Football' Speaks Out

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Allison Van Pelt* has worked "for the better part of a decade" in multiple jobs in and around professional football.

SURE BEATS A DONKEY SHOW

Mexican Bodybuilder Es Muy Furioso

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This video apparently made the web rounds over the weekend but today was the first time I viewed it since I spend my weekends teaching inner city kids how to do one-armed push-ups in front of supermodels.

Monsters

Mexico Has An Alien Problem: Monsters Trailer Debuts

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Last Friday, IGN premiered the exclusive first trailer (above) for director Gareth Edwards' extraterrestrial thriller/drama Monsters.

#Drake

Music To Die For?

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Rappers think they are living the "gangsta" lifestyle? They should try singing a "narcocorrido" in Mexico. That's being gangsta!

VOLLEYBALL

A Real USA vs. Mexico Volleyball Match

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Nominate this photo for Sports Image Of The Year [scratch that, it's 30 years old; the cars in the background should have been a clue].

weird

MEXICAN LARPING GAME SHOW

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Looks like your girlfriend had quadruplets.

SOCCER

DO NOT BET AGAINST MEXICO

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So this is a bit old, but it's new to me: this guy made a bet on El Salvador to beat Mexico in World Cup qualifying and wouldn't you know it, El Salvador lost.

SOCCER

'…FACE STITCHED ONTO A SOCCER BALL…'

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There are three groups of people you never mess with.

SOCCER

LANDYCAKES THINKS HE'S MEXICAN

I laughed so hard that I pooped my pants when I realized that American soccer "star" Landon Donovan has to go all the way to Mexico just to do TV commercials.

URUGUAY

MEXICO GOES BOB KNIGHT ON URUGUAY

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First of all, I have no idea why Mexico and Uruguay are playing hoop here.

USMNT

EVERYBODY OFF THE BANDWAGON!

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I haven't done the math yet, but I figure I was a fan of US Men's National Team (MNT) for about two months and change.

SOCCER

PANAMA DISAPPROVES OF YOUR COACHING STYLE

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So Mexico and Panama played in the CONCACAF Cup yesterday in Houston.

#WWE

DO NOT CALL RANDY ORTON FRAGILE

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Some of you aren't big fans of WWE or that industry in general, and that's fine.

Toledo

5.19 The Cooler

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Jenna & The Twins For Titillating Tuesday A Reunited Pharcyde Discuss Breakups, Make-Ups And J Dilla [Pop & Hiss] GOD? PLEASE KILL HASBRO, KTHXBAI. [Film Drunk] First Swine Flu, Now Drug Violence – Mexico, You’re Being a Bad Neighbor [F-Listed] Kenyon Martin's Style Is [...].

USA

TAKE THAT, YOU FILTHY MEXICANS

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A sellout crowd of nearly 24,000 watched the men's national team beat Mexico 2-0 in the rain at Columbus Crew Stadium last night in the final round of World Cup qualifying.


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