SEATTLE MARINERS

NOT THE ROYAL ANKLES!

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MLB - The forces dictating the Mariners fortunes this year couldn't stand idly by while something as auspicious as King Felix hitting the first grand slam by an AL pitcher in 37 years happened without exacting some proportionately horrible toll upon them.

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CUBS FIND LATE-INNING HERO, STILL LOSE

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WELCOME TO THE FUCK-YOU DOME.

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THE METS' BULLPEN IS DISAPPOINTING

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Tom Glavine made his first attempt at career win number 300, and he pitched a mere six innings and gave up an entire run, leaving with a 2-1 lead to which he contributed nothing offensively.

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WHO CAN STOP THE CUBS JUGGERNAUT?

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Don't look now, but the mighty Chicago Cubs are only 3.

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MILWAUKEE IS EXTRA SHITTY

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Brewers officials are considering port-a-johns following news that Miller Park's plumbing is -- how do you say.


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