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No Tuna For Bounty Town


One of the sad things about following NFL news on Twitter is sometimes a story breaks and you see various people commenting on it, so, curiosity piqued, you trace the story back to its source, only to find out it's a report from Chris Mortensen and Peter King.

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BREAKING NEWS: Mort Reports Merriman Is Done


ESPN's Chris Mortensen just reported live on SportsCenter that Shawne Merriman's season is over and he's ready to have reconstructive surgery on his fucked up knee.

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