xmas ape

No Tuna For Bounty Town

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One of the sad things about following NFL news on Twitter is sometimes a story breaks and you see various people commenting on it, so, curiosity piqued, you trace the story back to its source, only to find out it's a report from Chris Mortensen and Peter King.

Unsilent Majority

BREAKING NEWS: Mort Reports Merriman Is Done

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ESPN's Chris Mortensen just reported live on SportsCenter that Shawne Merriman's season is over and he's ready to have reconstructive surgery on his fucked up knee.


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