<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/05/the-30-day-song-challenge-day-8-%e2%80%93-a-song-that-you-know-all-the-words-to"> Photo: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/boneystarks">Boney Starks</a> First off, I can’t dance.