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TSS Does The NASCAR Brickyard 400 Again!

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When the good folks at Taylor and Crown Royal approached us last year about taking a trip to NASCAR's Brickyard 400, I have to admit we were a little confused.

UNREAL ESTATE

Got An Extra $30 Million Lying Around? Buy Jeff Gordon’s New York City Penthouse

Thanks to the success of TV shows like Flip this House and Flip Men, people have been scooping up cheap properties for years in order to give them the ol’ quick fix and sell them for a profit.

SHOOT THE PUCK

Danica Patrick Wants To See Hockey Fights, Is Suddenly Great At Hockey

Danica Patrick was first woman to start on the pole at the Daytona 500, led a lap and finished in 8th place.

TEXAS MOTOR SPEEDWAY

A Man Shot Himself At The NRA 500, Because Of Course He Did

It's very difficult to share a news story that starts with, "a man shot himself at the NRA 500," and give it the proper gravity.

SEXY SCANDALS

Every NASCAR Fan Deserves A Second Chance: Paige Duke Is Back In Our Lives

Today, redemption is spelled P-A-I-G-E B-L-A-C-K, T-H-E F-O-R… sorry, I’m still stuck on Anchorman news.

NASCAR

Erin Andrews Wants Us To Stop Making Fun Of 50 Cent Now

Last week, rapper 50 Cent started our Monday off with a chuckle after video, GIFs, pictures, memes and whatever else hit these bloggywebbytubes, featuring the occasional rapper and hilariously awful actor trying to get some sugar with FOX reporter Erin Andrews.

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NASCAR Fans Vs. Taiwan Animation, A Battle For The Ages

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Next Media Animation's "Taiwan Animation" of the Daytona crash has all the absurdity and hyperbole you'd expect -- fans being killed and turned into cheering ghosts, all the cars being Toyota Corollas because they don't have a stock car stock animation, NASCAR literally erasing the video from YouTube -- but the best part is easily the fact that nobody at NMA thought, "hey, it's probably a bad idea to ask NASCAR fans what they think of this insulting, wacky parody video made by Asians.

Rappers

We Can’t Bring You Anywhere, 50 Cent

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50 Cent’s new album “Street King Immortal” was set to be released tomorrow after several setbacks in 2012, but it seems that it has been pushed back once again to a tentative release date of “whenever the f*ck it happens”.

PIT CREW

Move Over Danica Patrick, The Daytona 500 Is All About Christmas Abbott

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Now that Danica Patrick has won the pole for the 2013 Daytona 500 this Sunday on Fox, the media can begin this season’s most common pre-race question: “Will Danica Patrick become the first woman to win the Daytona 500?” And then it will be asked at the next race, the race after that and so on, because until she wins a race, it will be the easiest question a NASCAR writer can write.

NASCAR

Good News, Good Old Boys: Danica Patrick Is Hitting The Open Market

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Divorce is never cause for celebration, unless it involves Olivia Wilde in a year or so – sorry, Jason Sudeikis, we love you but… it’s an Internet thing – and it pains me to bring more light to the recent news that NASCAR’s first lady of turning left, Danica Patrick, and her husband, that guy who she married, are indeed calling quits after seven years.

TAKE YOUR POLITICS AND SHOVE IT

That New Fiscal Cliff Deal Includes A Ton Of Tax Breaks For New NASCAR Tracks

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Politicians are the worst people on this planet, so it shouldn’t have surprised people this morning when news leaked of the sordid inclusions in the fiscal cliff deal, from a heavier rum tax on Puerto Rico to financing Goldman Sachs’ new headquarters.

#NBA

Reminder: NASCAR Guys Aren’t Athletes

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Here's NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Brad Keselowski "hooping it up" during halftime at a Charlotte Bobcats game, and I'd make more jokes about how he's terrible, but he's not much worse than the Charlotte Bobcats.

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The Entries In The Toyota Racing Dream Build Challenge Are Pretty Awesome

Earlier this year, Toyota pitted four racing stars against each other for the Toyota Racing Dream Build Challenge with a goal of making fans choose which driver’s name would be on a check for $50,000 for his or her charity.

#NBA

10.24 The Cooler

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TONY STEWART

If You Missed The Good Sam Roadside Assistance 500, Here’s A 25-Car Pile-Up

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Here's a lesson to the people in charge of NASCAR: Don't call something the "Roadside Assistance 500" unless you're ready for 500 people needing roadside assistance.

#Twitter

Introducing The Woman Who Is The Biggest Dale Earnhardt Fan In The World

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Last night, while trying to sort through political arguments among people I follow on Twitter so I could focus on what the social media site was actually intended for – porn stars lobbying for people to vote for their Fleshlight – I noticed a Tweet from Yahoo!’s Jay Busbee about a woman who informed him about the new ink of Dale Earnhardt that she just got, as you can see in the banner image.

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Sports On TV: King Of The Hill’s 25 Greatest Sports Moments

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Previous 'Sports On TV' columns (for 'Saved By The Bell' and 'Full House') have been fun to write but a pain to suffer through for research, because seriously, have you tried watching an 8th season episode of 'Full House' in 2012.


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