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Week 2 Late Games Open Thread

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Are you ready for some Austin Davis? (Who is Austin Davis?)

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Week 1 Early Games Open Thread

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Did you miss football? Well, here are 10 games all at once.

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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: New York Jets

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Rex's job is at stake for, like, the 10th straight year.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Friday Preseason Open Thread: Battle Feline, Battle New York, Battle Bays, Battle WHO CARES

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Nice little slate of games to watch while we get ready to go out for a late-summer Friday evening.

NEW YORK JETS

Mo Wilkerson Promotes Pyramid Scheme On Instagram

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Another reason not to take investing advice from a professional athlete.

SPORTS

Chris Johnson Inks Deal With New York Jets

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CJ2K is Rex Ryan's newest offensive weapon.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Red, White And Suh

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Luck is just happy to have a garment not made in the 19th century.

strong takes

PFT Commenter’s lightning round takes featuring the ban of the goalpost dunk

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  Well fokls alot more than usual happened in the NFL over the weekend (Mondays technically a weekend because you play NFL on it).

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse — Rashard Mendenhall’s Retirement Vision

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Rashard Mendenhall had a vision and like most visions, there's a retirement at the end.

#KATE UPTON

Kate Upton Already Had Her Super Bowl Party. For FASHION.

In Vogue's attempt to promote the Super Bowl, Kate Upton danced with Tracy Morgan, stole Michael Strahan's ring and stiff-armed Jason Biggs. For FASHION.

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Kellen Winslow Produces One Of The Great NFL Arrests

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Mr. Happy, Boston Market and one very well lubricated soldier.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

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“MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL, LET’S GO EAT A GODDAMN SNACK!”

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Drunk Jets Fan Pisses Himself While Loudly Pleading For A Geno Smith ACL Tear

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You'd think whoever was the successor to Mark Sanchez at quarterback for the Jets for have a little leeway to suck a bit while the team's fans recover from the trauma of watching Nacho lead their team.

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An Interview With Fireman Ed, One Year Later

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Where is Ed? He said he wanted to retire, but like every other person who has retired before him, Fireman Ed seems to be having some difficulty filling his time. We caught up with him at the Plainfield Curling Club in New Jersey to see how he’s doing and ask him what life is like without spending his Sundays with the Jets.


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