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Fav-re: Stay Retired, Or Else [VIDEO]

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I tend to stay away from the will-he-won't-he clusterf**k that is a Brett Favre story in August, but this is just way too delicious to pass up.

NFL OFFSEASON

White Men Can’t Dance, Even If They Play For The Jacksonville Jaguars

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It will be a miracle if the Jacksonville Jaguars make this playoffs this season.

NFL OFFSEASON

Olbermann Off Sunday Night Football

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Keith Olbermann has been on NBC's Football Night in America since 2007, but will be torturing football fans no longer.

TERRELL SUGGS

Suggs to Cookies: Nom Nom Nom

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Terrell Suggs didn't play up to his usual standards last season, and while some of the blame should rightfully fall upon an injury plagued season, a lot has to do with the LB packing on a few too many lbs.

Washington Redskins

Dan Synder Knows Fat Al’s Pain

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Washington Redskins owner and known football genius, Dan Synder, gave the conditioning test the ol' college try, but much like his star defensive lineman, came up short.

TOM BRADY

Gisele Wants Her Breasts Sucked For 6 Months

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This isn't exactly news, but just like whenever we see your mom strung out on the floor in the garage, we still have to hit it.

WHITE PEOPLE DANCING

Kurt Warner Will Dance Like No One Is Watching, And No One Will Watch

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Kurt Warner will join former NFL quarterback Troy Aikman Dancing with the Stars next season.

Samuel L. Jackson

Sam Jackson Wants Atlanta to Rise Up

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The Atlanta Falcons marketing department is hoping that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs&feature=related">they speak English in Atlanta</a>, because that's the language Samuel L.

NFL OFFSEASON

Breaking: The NFL Loves Money. A Lot.

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The NFL has been the big money professional sports league for some time now, but that won't stop them from taking every opportunity to stack that cheese.

NFL OFFSEASON

Dez Bryant Doesn’t Do ‘Heavy Lifting’

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Dez thinks he's too cool for hazing, but Emphysema Dog thinks otherwise.

NFL OFFSEASON

Glenn Beck Doesn’t Watch Football

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Recently, some celebrities were named to a list called "The Blackest White Folks We Know," put together by <a href="http://www.theroot.com/multimedia/blackest-white-folks-we-know">TheRoot.com</a>.

TENNESSEE TITANS

Chris Johnson Is Getting Cheddah

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Pimpin' Pug always appreciates someone getting paid.

NFL OFFSEASON

Denny Green’s Son Likes Kiddie Porn

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Last time we heard from Denny Green, he was chomping at the bit to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/05/daunte-culpepper-is-ufl-bound">reunite with Daunte Culpepper</a> and become the Head Coach and GM of the UFL's Sacramaneto Mountain Lions.

NFL OFFSEASON

Jimmy Johnson To Get It Up On Survivor

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Our favorite Cowboys coach of all time boner pill spokesman, Jimmy Johnson, will take his talents to CBS for the newest season of Survivor.

NFL OFFSEASON

With Leather’s History of Kicker Fails

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Luckily, Keyboard Cat is on staff to play people off at a moment's notice.

NFL OFFSEASON

Darnell Doesn’t Like Kim’s Surgery

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Lobster Dog doesn't mind Kimmy's surgery one bit.

red bull

Miles Doesn’t Want Sloppy Seconds

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Darth Pug wants you to respect the Evil Empire.

THIS WEEK IN RAPE

L.T. Not Guilty, Says L.T.

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Alleged statutory rapist and former cocaine lover incredibly scary, New York Giants linebacker Lawrence Taylor plead 'not guilty' to third degree charges of rape, patronizing a prostitute, sexual abuse, and endangering a child earlier today.

THE ULTIMATE CATCH WITH CHAD OCHOCINCO UPDATE

The Ultimate Catch with Chad Ochocinco Update

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Chad Ochocinco's reality TV dating show 'The Ultimate Catch' made it's debet last night, and is already receiving rave reviews from me.

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Michael Vick Lacks Manners

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As you may have heard, there were shots fired at Michael Vick's 30th birthday party on June 26th.


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