#COMMERCIALS

Stop Everything Right Now And Watch This Insane Local Plumbing And Heating Commercial

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The Hiller Plumbing and Heating company out of Knoxville, Tennessee is one of the best arguments we've seen for focus groups.

Robots

This Terrifying Robot Just Wants To Dance, Presumably On Our Graves

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Artist Jordan Wolfson and Spectral Motion decided it would be a good idea to make a creepy robot that stares at people and dances. I don't get it either.

WTF

Penis-Less Man Is Found On The Side Of The Road As Police Go On A Penis Hunt To Find Said Penis

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A man in the UK was found by police on the side of the road missing his most prized body part. Basically, the worst scenario imaginable.

Selfie

The LEGO Version Of Ellen’s Selfie Will Haunt Your Dreams

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Look at this LEGO version of Ellen's Oscar selfie. Then look away. Then look again.

#NOPE

Check Out These Horrifying Photos Of An Otter That Attacked And Then Ate An Alligator

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Figures that Florida, of all places, has alligator-eating otters.

safety

Finns Coat Reindeer Antlers With Reflective Finish (Finnish?)

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Finnish herders are beginning to apply a reflective coat to reindeer antlers to help prevent car accidents involving their animals.

#Facebook

Richard Simmons Has Officially Cranked The Crazy Up To 11

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Richard Simmons posted a picture of himself dressed as Mia Farrow in 'Rosemary's Baby' today on his Facebook and it's terrifying.

WTF

Here’s A Dead Boxer Propped Up In A Boxing Ring In The Nightmare Fueled Story Of The Day

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Dead Boxer Christopher Rivera is propped up in his boxing gear because he didn't hear no bell. Everyone take a picture!

#Miley Cyrus

Ron Jeremy’s Reenactment Of Miley Cyrus’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ Is A Vision To Behold

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For some strange, disturbing reason, Ron Jeremy reenacted Miley Cyrus's 'Wrecking Ball' video and the result will haunt your dreams.

public service announcements

French PSAs Mash Up Emoji And Perverts

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Emoji are awful enough, but what if they were real? And also child molesters?

spiders

Meet RoboSimian, Your New Terrifying Robot Spider Overlord

Sure, RoboSimian is based on the movement of apes. Right. Sure it is. Anybody got a large robotic shoe?

NOAH

Nick Nolte Looks Very Excited To Be Joining The Cast Of ‘Noah’

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Darren Aronofsky Tweeted this unflattering picture of Nick Nolte to announce that he'd joined the cast of 'Noah.'

SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE

Scientifically Accurate Pokemon Are Here To Ruin Pikachu And Snorlax Forever

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ADHD is back to ruin our childhood memories with the NSFW 'Scientifically Accurate Pokemon'. Watch out for that Snorlax.

yep its cthulhu

Something Massive And Unknown Has Been Found Lurking Under Seattle

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Yeah, Seattle, let's go poke an enormous object that can stop a five-story-tall drill cold with a stick. That will end well.

SEAN PAYTON

Sean Payton’s Smile Is Creepy

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Sean Payton' smile is creepy. We wondered how creepy it would be if other public figures and celebrities had his smile.

TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN

This Creepy Animatronic Baby Almost Starred In ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’

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If you thought the CGI baby in 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2' was nightmare fuel, wait till you see this animatronic baby they almost used.

Thundercats

Scientifically Accurate ThunderCats, HOOOO-ly Crap That’s Disturbing

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ADHD is back to ruin our childhood memories with the NSFW 'Scientifically Accurate ThunderCats'.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Here’s Some NFL Mascot Redesign Nightmare Fuel From DeviantArt

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The fan-art website DeviantArt has become known as your one-stop shop for seeing user-submitted drawings of Sonic and Dr.


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