OLD PEOPLE

A Website Is Buying Its Customers New Computers Rather Than Put Up With Internet Explorer 7

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Internet Explorer 7 has become so expensive to support, one website is willing to give away hardware just to get rid of it.

vegans

An Elderly Australian Couple Ran A Marathon. Every Day. For An Entire Year.

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An Australian couple in their 60s spent 2013 running a marathon. A marathon every single day for the entire year. THEY ARE IN THEIR SIXTIES YOU GUYS.

#FLORIDA

A Grumpy Old Man In Florida Is Spray Painting ‘NO KIDS’ On Cars

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They're grumpy. They're old. They're spray painting cars in Florida.

#Twitter

Richard Simmons Might Have Given Us The Most Disturbing Tweet Of All-Time

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65-year old fitness guru Richard Simmons Tweeted a photo of himself last night that a lot of people probably could have lived without.

#COMMERCIALS

Senior Citizens React To Old Spice Commercials

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When elders sit down to watch Old Spice commercials, priceless reactions are generated.

The Internet

Pew Research Center Discovers Cranky Old People Hate The Internet

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The Pew Research Center calls them "offline adults", but let's face it; most of them are angry old people.

WTF

Public Masturbation Is Now Legally ‘Okay’ In Sweden

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A 65-year old man in Sweden was acquitted of sexual assault charges because even though he masturbated at a public beach, he didn't look at anyone.

#FLORIDA

Somebody’s Gonna Kick Somebody Else’s Ass Over Men’s Slow Pitch Softball

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A men's USSSA B World Tournament slow pitch softball game turned violent with a bench clearing brawl and lots of fat, dirty bellies.

Sports

Grandma Makes Great Catch

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An elderly woman at a San Francisco Giants game makes a great play on a foul ball into the second deck.

SWAT Teams

A 107-Year-Old Man In Arkansas Exchanged Gunfire With A SWAT Team

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Monroe Isadore went down swinging, taking on the SWAT team at the age of 107.

#new music

Action Bronson Performed In A Retirement Home And Confused All The Old People

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Action Bronson rapped "Strictly 4 My Jeeps" at a retirement home. The old people had no idea how to react.

OLD PEOPLE

Start Your Week With A GIF Of Larry King Dancing Ridiculously

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It's Monday. So here is a GIF of Larry King dancing. You're welcome.

SHOWERS

Baby Raccoon Showers on Bearded Man’s Shoulder

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Here's the most entertaining video of a baby raccoon showering on an old man's shoulder that you'll see all day.

OLD PEOPLE

Drumming Grandma Rocks Music Store

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According to the good people at Wisconsin's Coalition Drum Shop: "We have no idea where this lady came from, what her name is, or where she went but she rocked our faces off.

Videos

Here's Your Feel-Good Fat Guy 100m Dash

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I don’t know the background of this video and I don’t really care, because I want to believe that this guy woke up one day and said, “F*ck it, it all changes NOW” before logging on to Zappos and ordering a bunch of running gear.

WORKOUTS

91-Year-Old Breaks Bench Press World Record

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Arizona resident and World War II veteran Sy Perlis broke the world bench press record for the 90-and-over age division several times on Saturday.

TANG

Buzz Aldrin’s Shocking Admittance: ‘Tang Sucks’

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At the 2013 Spike TV Guys Choice Awards, legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin told the crowd that he doesn't quite care for the traditional astronaut drink Tang.




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