This video of a 77-year old Czech man narrowly (and cluelessly) escaping the path of a train is downright amazing.

Simon Cowell was served a heaping slice of humble pie by 79-year old Paddy and her dance partner Nico on 'Britain's Got Talent.'

As part of a marketing campaign for Vodaphone, this 78-year-old woman took her first roller coaster ride. Just let the joy wash over you.

An 84-year-old Florida woman single-handedly took out a CVS, and it looks like South Park was right: We're all doomed.

While sort of addressing KISS not playing the 2014 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony, Ace Frehley took a shot a the band's current lineup.

Betty Simpson has amassed more than 138,000 followers on Instagram, including Pharrell Williams, thanks to her positive outlook while battling cancer.

An elderly Virginia couple were kicked out of their favorite McDonald's restaurant for taking too long to eat their meals.

When asked if watching a horror movie caused a woman to get in a car accident, Pat Robertson claimed that demon possessions are caused by watching porn.

Students at the Highland Secondary School in British Columbia made an 84-year old woman's Valentine's Day by celebrating her daily kindness with her.

You want fries with that, you old b*tch?

101-year old Joe Newman is running for Congress in Florida because he is worried about the future of the country.

More amazingly, he actually consumes McDonald's food.

Internet Explorer 7 has become so expensive to support, one website is willing to give away hardware just to get rid of it.

An Australian couple in their 60s spent 2013 running a marathon. A marathon every single day for the entire year. THEY ARE IN THEIR SIXTIES YOU GUYS.

This is more tragic than Peter O'Toole's death.

They're grumpy. They're old. They're spray painting cars in Florida.

65-year old fitness guru Richard Simmons Tweeted a photo of himself last night that a lot of people probably could have lived without.

When elders sit down to watch Old Spice commercials, priceless reactions are generated.

The Pew Research Center calls them "offline adults", but let's face it; most of them are angry old people.

A 65-year old man in Sweden was acquitted of sexual assault charges because even though he masturbated at a public beach, he didn't look at anyone.