More amazingly, he actually consumes McDonald's food.

Internet Explorer 7 has become so expensive to support, one website is willing to give away hardware just to get rid of it.

An Australian couple in their 60s spent 2013 running a marathon. A marathon every single day for the entire year. THEY ARE IN THEIR SIXTIES YOU GUYS.

This is more tragic than Peter O'Toole's death.

They're grumpy. They're old. They're spray painting cars in Florida.

65-year old fitness guru Richard Simmons Tweeted a photo of himself last night that a lot of people probably could have lived without.

When elders sit down to watch Old Spice commercials, priceless reactions are generated.

The Pew Research Center calls them "offline adults", but let's face it; most of them are angry old people.

A 65-year old man in Sweden was acquitted of sexual assault charges because even though he masturbated at a public beach, he didn't look at anyone.

A men's USSSA B World Tournament slow pitch softball game turned violent with a bench clearing brawl and lots of fat, dirty bellies.

An elderly woman at a San Francisco Giants game makes a great play on a foul ball into the second deck.

Monroe Isadore went down swinging, taking on the SWAT team at the age of 107.

Sometimes you cover the field with a tarp.

Action Bronson rapped "Strictly 4 My Jeeps" at a retirement home. The old people had no idea how to react.

It's Monday. So here is a GIF of Larry King dancing. You're welcome.

Here's the most entertaining video of a baby raccoon showering on an old man's shoulder that you'll see all day.

According to the good people at Wisconsin's Coalition Drum Shop: "We have no idea where this lady came from, what her name is, or where she went but she rocked our faces off.

I don’t know the background of this video and I don’t really care, because I want to believe that this guy woke up one day and said, “F*ck it, it all changes NOW” before logging on to Zappos and ordering a bunch of running gear.

Arizona resident and World War II veteran Sy Perlis broke the world bench press record for the 90-and-over age division several times on Saturday.

At the 2013 Spike TV Guys Choice Awards, legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin told the crowd that he doesn't quite care for the traditional astronaut drink Tang.