Last we checked in with our favorite <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco">47-year old Twitterbug, Jose Canseco</a>, he was declaring his intentions to track down the diabolical fiends who were conspiring against his desire to play professional baseball in Mexico by making up bogus rumors that he tested positive for PEDs.
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