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Mark Brunell Would Still Like To Earn Money

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Despite reports to the contrary out of Jacksonville, financially troubled 19-year veteran quarterback Mark Brunell is not retiring.

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Want More Bad News, Rich People?

Yesterday, my Uproxxian cohort Dan Seitz brought you the news that millionaires don’t consider themselves rich unless they have at least $7.

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COME STUFF YOUR FACE, YOU FAT POOR LOSERS

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Taking a cue from some of my favorite "massage parlors," Carmike Theaters is launching a promo called "Stimulus Tuesdays.

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RANDY QUAID GETS MUNSONED FROM GUILD

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Randy Quaid was banned from the Actor's Equity union for life and fined $81,572 for basically keeping it too real on the set of Lone Star Love the Musical.


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