Posts Tagged: SEATTLE MARINERS

CLIFF LEE

New York Assumes Lee Is Done Deal

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Either Cliff Lee constantly smells like farts and vinegar or he is just a terrible person, because the former Indians, Phillies, and current Mariners pitcher seems to move more than Travis Henry's sperm.

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Mariners C Marrying Woman He Met In Bullpen

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Despite being the backup catcher of the Seattle Mariners, Jason Phillips is just an ordinary guy.

HOO BOY THAT'S GAY

Good Night, Sweet Prince

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I went to an interleague game at Safeco last May.

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MIKE BLOWERS IS A WITCH

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This story has been floating around the Internet for a couple days, but this is the first we've seen of the audio and video cut together: on Sunday, Mike Blowers, the Mariners' former third baseman who now calls M's games for Seattle's KIRO with Hall of Fame announcer Dave Niehaus, predicted before the game that rookie Matt Tuiasosopo would hit his first major league home run.

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ADRIAN BELTRE TAKES ONE FOR THE TWINS

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It's bizarre how "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achilles">Achilles</a>' heel" came to be part of the medical lexicon, with the name of the large tendon running down the back of the leg to the heel now named for the legend of the Ancient Greek.

KEN GRIFFEY JR

GRIFFEY, BASEBALL OUT OF HYBERNATION

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That hipster moan you heard in the greater New York City area yesterday was Ufford enjoying the return of Ken Griffey's return to the Mariners in his own special way.

KEN GRIFFEY JR

WOO-HOO!

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Reversing course on what seemed like a done deal with the Braves, Ken Griffey Jr instead opted to <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Agu59f2E.cL86V38I7D.SVc5nYcB?slug=ap-mariners-griffey&prov=ap&type=lgns" target="_blank">return to the Seattle Mariners</a>, signing a one-year deal worth everything in the world to me $2 million, plus incentives.

KEN GRIFFEY JR

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE…

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I usually don't write about being "happy" or "liking" things, but the word of Ken Griffey Jr's <a href="http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/baseball/399940_mari13.html" target="_blank">imminent return to the Seattle Mariners</a> -- pending a physical this weekend -- is making me feel.

JASON RICHARDSON

BIG TRADES: PUTZ TO METS, J-RICH TO SUNS

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Two sports, two big trades: the Mets acquired J.

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SAFECO FIELD TO GET SEXY NEIGHBOR

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The city of Seattle has <a href="http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_120408WAB_safeco_field_strip_club_TP.2ec55853.html" target="_blank">approved a request to open a Deja Vu strip club</a> across the street from Safeco Field, despite the Mariners' attempt to block it.

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TWINS DERAILED BY HIGH-PRICED CRAPFEST

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MLB -- The Twins were denied the opportunity to join Chicago atop the AL Central when the Mariners' Adrian Beltre drilled a walkoff homer in the 11th inning to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=280825112" target="_blank">give the M's a 4-2 victory</a>.

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LOOK MA, NO RED SOX OR YANKEES!

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AL -- Detroit entered the bottom of the 14th with an 8-6 lead, but Nick Swisher's two-out, three-run blast off of Joel Zumaya instead gave the White Sox <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AkSWOhJKkmpez4EG7mQAhTU5nYcB?gid=280805104&prov=ap" target="_blank">a 10-8 victory</a> for a thrilling conclusion to a tedious five-hour game.

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ICHIRO IS INSPIRING, FOUL-MOUTHED

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The American League has never lost an All-Star Game in which Ichiro Suzuki has played, and several players (including Ichiro) credit it to the usually taciturn star's <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AhhPSY36Q8mQvILMBNE6olSFCLcF?slug=jp-ichirospeech071508&prov=yhoo&type=lgns" target="_blank">expletive-ridden tirade</a> to his teammates before the game.

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GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE

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The Seattle Mariners have finally <a href="http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/baseball/370283_sexson11.html" target="_blank">cut first baseman Richie Sexson</a>.

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NOT THE ROYAL ANKLES!

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MLB - The forces dictating the Mariners fortunes this year couldn't stand idly by while something as auspicious as King Felix hitting the first grand slam by an AL pitcher in 37 years happened without exacting some proportionately horrible toll upon them.

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EVERYONE’S FIRED

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SO LONG DICKFACE -- The Mariners <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3452336" target="_blank">fired manager John McLaren</a> yesterday, getting rid of another cog of incompetence.

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OUR LONG REGIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

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Ding dong, the incompetent clown is dead.


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