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Felix Hernandez Proposed To His Girlfriend Too, But She Had No Decision

The Seattle Mariners have just finished opening Major League Baseball's 2012 season by splitting a two-game series against the Oakland Athletics at the Tokyo Dome, and the only one of the coolest things to come out of MLB's foray into Japan is the story of how Mariners infielder Brendan Ryan took his girlfriend up to the sky deck on the 90th floor of Mori Tower under the ruse of a nicely-dressed tour and proposed to her.

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Blogging Advice: Logan Morrison’s Twitter Is Not A Source

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Logan Morrison's Twitter bio reads To know me is to Tweet with me.

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Mariners Outfielder Greg Halman Murdered

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Sometimes a situation is just too f**ked for a clever headline.

#JON STEWART

Morning Links: Beltran Away

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Sports Carlos Beltran To The Giants - Hopefully by "Giants" they mean "Cleveland Indians".

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7.28 The Cooler

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Chocolate Dolly Tech N9ne: Black Hippy Is "The New N.

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Poor Little Guys: The Seattle Mariners’ Losing Streak As Told By Sad Dogs

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On July 5, in the 10th inning of a 2-2 game against the Oakland Athletics, Franklin Gutierrez and Brendan Ryan scored to give the Seattle Mariners a 4-2 victory and a.

#CHRIS PRATT

Kate Upton Learns a Valuable Lesson About Team Loyalty

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Chances are about 70% of our updates for the next week and a half are going to involve Kate Upton in a baseball cap, so here's another one, but at least this one has a moral.

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And Now You Can Use Twitter To Order Beer

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CNBC: "Kevin Zelko likes to think of himself as a smarter beer vendor.

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Russell Branyan Loses Fight to Table

Party Otter is the perfect wingman for Russell Branyan.

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New York Assumes Lee Is Done Deal

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Either Cliff Lee constantly smells like farts and vinegar or he is just a terrible person, because the former Indians, Phillies, and current Mariners pitcher seems to move more than Travis Henry's sperm.

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Mariners C Marrying Woman He Met In Bullpen

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Despite being the backup catcher of the Seattle Mariners, Jason Phillips is just an ordinary guy.

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Good Night, Sweet Prince

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I went to an interleague game at Safeco last May.

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The Original #24

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Behind Michael Jordan, Ken Griffey Jr. likely ranks as my favorite athlete of the 1990's.

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MIKE BLOWERS IS A WITCH

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This story has been floating around the Internet for a couple days, but this is the first we've seen of the audio and video cut together: on Sunday, Mike Blowers, the Mariners' former third baseman who now calls M's games for Seattle's KIRO with Hall of Fame announcer Dave Niehaus, predicted before the game that rookie Matt Tuiasosopo would hit his first major league home run.

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ADRIAN BELTRE TAKES ONE FOR THE TWINS

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It's bizarre how "Achilles' heel" came to be part of the medical lexicon, with the name of the large tendon running down the back of the leg to the heel now named for the legend of the Ancient Greek.

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GRIFFEY, BASEBALL OUT OF HYBERNATION

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That hipster moan you heard in the greater New York City area yesterday was Ufford enjoying the return of Ken Griffey's return to the Mariners in his own special way.

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TSS 2009 MLB Preview: The American League

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Conventional "baseball" wisdom says that the American League is the better league.


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