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When It Comes To Hiring Defensive Coordinators, Pete Carroll Definitely Has a Type

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Are you bald and have a goatee? Pete Carroll wants you to run his defense.

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Richard Sherman’s Son Has Good Birthing Discipline

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Welcome to the world, little [Name Not Disclosed]

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The Seahawks Secondary Was Basically Dead Going Into The Super Bowl

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Kam Chancellor played in Super Bowl XLIX was a torn MCL.

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Seahawks Fans React Completely Reasonably

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The Seahawks lost the Super Bowl because of a questionable decision on the goal line and their fans reacted completely reasonably.

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Watch Pete Carroll Scream ‘OH NO’ At Malcolm Butler’s Game-Winning Interception

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Pete Carroll's reaction is the reaction everyone else in the world had at the exact same time.

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These Seahawks Fans Accidentally Set Off Sprinklers During The Super Bowl’s Final Drive And Things Got Worse From There

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For Seattle Seahawks fans across the country, head coach Pete Carroll's decision not to hand the ball off to Marshawn Lynch from the goal line in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XLIX led to one of the most gut-wrenching finishes to a sporting event of all time.

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Keith Olbermann Takes Pete Carroll To The Woodshed For The ‘Dumbest Super Bowl Loss Ever’

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Just when you thought you'd heard every criticism of the Seahawks under the sun, Keith Olbermann calls for the Seahawks to BLOW. IT. UP.

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Chris Pratt And Chris Evans Settled Their Super Bowl Bet The Awesome Way

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The bet has finally been settled between two members of Marvel's collection of guys named Chris, and it's ending exactly as it should.

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Seahawks Offensive Coordinator Blaming The Receiver For Interception

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Darrell Bevell says Ricardo Lockette should have fought harder for the ball.

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‘Madden 15′ Predicted The Exact Score Of The Super Bowl. Wizardry!

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EA Games has some explaining to do about how they pulled off this wizardry.

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Terrible Season Ends With Terrible Team Winning Super Bowl

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Now if you'll excuse us, there's a Patriots Schadenfreude Day cake to cancel.

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Did Marshawn Lynch Grab His Crotch After His Second Quarter Touchdown?

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Did he or didn't he? Marshawn Lynch maybe grabbed his crotch. What do you think?

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Super Bowl XLIX Live Blog, Second Half

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After a mostly scoreless first half, two late scoring drives have the pace picking up.

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This Is How Chris Pratt Explains Seahawks Super Bowl Strategy To Anna Faris

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Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are going to have the best Super Bowl party.

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Super Bowl XLIX Live Blog

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Featuring the KSK Super Bowl drinking game.


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