NFL

Seattle Would Really Like To Host A Super Bowl, Please And Thank You

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Of all the ideas that ESPN “Listen to me about everything” guru Bill Simmons has had, the one that has always made the most sense is that the Super Bowl should be hosted on a rotating basis with just cities like Miami, San Diego and New Orleans receiving the honor, because those are fun cities.

ADRIAN PETERSON

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com">Warming Glow</a> was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

DONOVAN MCNABB

It’s Almost Like The Lockout Never Happened

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You may not be able to tell, but that image above is Photoshopped.

2011 NFL LOCKOUT

The NFL’s Bravest Faces: Episode IV

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I receive a lot of emails from readers, happy or angry fans of this or that team, and mostly bill collectors who wonder why we don't write more about a sport, or why I hate on certain athletes so much, or why I won't pay my student loan, and I mostly ignore them because none of them are nice enough to include nude pics of their sisters.

CRAZY FANS

Seventh-Grade Steelers Fan Sent Home From School

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13-year-old Grendon Bailie (not pictured) was dismissed earlier today from Tacoma's Truman Middle School after he decided to wear a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey on what the school designated a Seattle Seahawks spirit day.

NFL

Breaking: Seahawks Still Suck

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Despite winning the Big East NFC West with their win over the Rams on Sunday, the Seattle Seahawks still can't get any respect from the rest of the league.

NFC PLAYOFFS

Seahawks (7-9) Annoy The World By Winning NFC West

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In what was accurately set up as a "play-in game" for the NFL Playoffs, the Seattle Seahawks beat the St.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

The Transformers Have Sold Out: Meet Hawktimus Prime

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Apparently the artist formerly known as Optimus Prime is a fan of poorly thrown footballs because he's changed his allegiances from the protector of all humankind to the number one fan of the Seattle Seahawks.

CRYBABIES

Terrell Owens Is A Team Player

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Over the weekend, 36-year old free agent wide receiver and humble role player Terrell Owens told the NFL Network’s Rich Eisen that he hasn’t signed a deal because the media has unfairly portrayed him as a cancer in the locker room, an accusation that Owens vehemently denies.

DUMBASSES

Seattle Says N-O To TO

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Pete Carroll is bringing his super-chill coaching style to Seattle, which would have been perfect for a guy like all around good guy sitcom star Super Bowl champion with the Philadelphia Eagles fuck it, Terrell Owens.

HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL

MORA JR COACHING HS FOOTBALL NOW?

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Fresh off his firing as head coach of the Seattle Seahawks last season, a report has come out indicating that Jim Mora Jr.

JIM MORA

MORA, NOT MANGINI, IS ONE-AND-DONE

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Browns coach Eric Mangini isn't getting fired, but his counterpart in Seattle is.

CRAZY WHITEY

OWEN SCHMITT: A LEGACY OF CRAZY

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Seahawks fullback Owen Schmitt might be short on talent, but he's even shorter on brains.

JIM MORA

ROGER GOODELL TO MOUNT MT. RANIER

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NFL Commissioner and noted Stairmaster addict Roger Goodell is spending his Wednesday morning assaulting Washington State's Mt.

DUI

BRIAN BOSWORTH’S LATEST BAD DECISION

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ok_cheerleader_330.jpg"></a>Former Oklahoma linebacker and totally average NFL player Brian Bosworth got a DUI last night.

NFL

T.J. HOUSHMANDZADEH IS A SEAHAWK

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After a season during which, at one point, their top six receivers were all sidelined with injuries, the Seattle Seahawks signed the premier wide receiver in free agency, luring T.

Fans

SHAUN ELLIS AIN’T MESSIN’ AROUND

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Fans at Qwest Field celebrated the Seahawks' win over the Jets yesterday by hurling snowballs at the Jets as they headed for the tunnel.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

THE SEAHAWKS ARE DESPERATE

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Seahawks: "Hey, what's the number for Congress.


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