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This Week Is The Super Bowl of Professional Joint Rolling

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I'm just happy to live in a nation where joint-rolling speed is increasingly becoming an important job skill.

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WWE Wants To Help The New England Patriots Cheat To Win The Super Bowl

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Cheating is an important part of making it in WWE, so here's a bunch of cheaters helping the New England Patriots cheat to win.

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Watch Marshawn Lynch Finally Explain Why He Doesn’t Talk To The Media

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Marshawn Lynch lectured the media in his opening statement today.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Admits That His Own #DeflateGate Science Was Way Off Too

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Neil deGrasse Tyson went and tried to bring science into the discussion about #DeflateGate, but only managed to screw it up in the process.

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Richard Sherman on Ballghazi: Patriots Won’t Be Punished So Long As Kraft and Goodell are BFFs

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Richard Sherman said Roger Goodell is biased in favor of Robert Kraft then GQ drops a longread with an NFL exec saying Kraft is basically the assistant commissioner.

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NFLShop Was Selling a Plaque That Featured Marshawn Lynch Grabbing His Crotch

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The plaque is no longer for sale and the NFL says it never should have been.

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Marshawn Lynch’s Fine-Worthy Crotch-Grab Made It Into Official NFL Merchandise

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Hours after going viral, the picture frame was either taken down or sold out.

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The Seahawks Are Out Here Trying To Trademark Numbers

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The Seahawks are working to trademark the number 12 and the word boom.

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Chris Pratt And Chris Evans Are Locked Into An Incredible Super Bowl Bet

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Patriots fan Chris Evans and Seahawks fan Chris Pratt have made an epic Super Bowl XLIX bet that will benefit children in need.

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Seahawks Fan Opts To Give Back Winning Touchdown Ball Rather Than Take Lots of Money

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Seattle fan who has Jermaine Kearse's winning touchdown ball has been offered $20,000 but wants to give it back.

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The Seattle Seahawks Have Apologized For A Controversial Martin Luther King Jr. Tweet

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The Seattle Seahawks are celebrating their NFC Championship win with a twitter controversy.


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