Big man, little chair!
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Big man, little chair!
Why is so much of the Internet singularly devoted to sexualizing celebrity feet?
Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara are now basically the most aggressively sexually couple on the face of the planet.
So it turns out Rihanna's abs don't mix with Sofia Vergara's boobs.
Jimmy Kimmel once again had celebrities read the awful things being said about them on Twitter in the latest installment of "Mean Tweets."
We've reached peak Internet with this GIF of Emma Watson.
Check out the food porny new trailer for 'Chef,' starring Jon Favreau with knife tattoos.
Woody Allen pimps out John Turturro to Sharon Stone and Sofia Vergara in Fading Gigolo, a movie that asks the question, "What if Sofia Vergara paid you to bang her?"
There's just something about an attractive woman being told by Jimmy Kimmel that someone on the internet thinks she has a penis.
Enjoy "Modern Family Feud," if only to hear Sofia Vergara yell "BOOBS!" out as an answer.
Sofia Vergara will showcase her modern family on ABC.
Once again, it seems like the people behind Machete Kills are trying to make us do everything except actually watch the movie before it hits theaters on October 11.
Machete Kills doesn’t hit theaters for another three weeks, but why should that stop Robert Rodriguez and Co.
Another day, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/09/lady-gaga-drives-the-hippie-van-from-hell-in-the-first-machete-kills-clip" target="_blank">another reminder of just how absurd</a> Machete Kills is going to be.
You know, a lot of people have said that Machete Kills, the sequel to the 2010 with basically the same plot, looks like an absurd, cartoonish version of a movie that was already absurdly cartoonish.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson posted several set photos from the 100th episode of Modern Family, but the best one involves Stella the dog.
In this trailer for Fading Gigolo, directed by John Turturro, Woody Allen plays a pimp, and John Turturro his prostitute, whose services are solicited by Sharon Stone and Sofia Vergara for a menage, in one big game of "what part of this story is the least believable.
Outside of Planet Terror in Grindhouse, which was surprisingly awesome, I've always found Robert Rodriguez's movies just a liiiittle too dumb in a not-clever way for me to enjoy.
Friends, I love nothing more than writing intelligent parody, critical analysis, and cultural criticism for you, and I hope that's what keeps you coming back, but every once in a while I'm more than content to let the content flash its boobs and soak up page-views speak for itself.
In her first commercial, Sofia Vergara nearly takes it all off, plus highlights from around the web.