What’s The Deal With The Internet’s Female Celebrity Feet Obsession?

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Why is so much of the Internet singularly devoted to sexualizing celebrity feet?


New Celebrity Couple Officially Breaks World Record For Most Sexual Chemistry

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Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara are now basically the most aggressively sexually couple on the face of the planet.


E! Designed ‘The Perfect Female Celeb,’ And She’s A Total Monster

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So it turns out Rihanna's abs don't mix with Sofia Vergara's boobs.


Watch Matthew McConaughey, Emma Stone, And Other Stars Read Mean Tweets About Themselves On ‘Kimmel’

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Jimmy Kimmel once again had celebrities read the awful things being said about them on Twitter in the latest installment of "Mean Tweets."


This Fascinating And Horrifying Emma Watson GIF Will Never Make Sense

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We've reached peak Internet with this GIF of Emma Watson.


Jon Favreau Wants To Give You A Belly Boner In The Trailer For ‘Chef’

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Check out the food porny new trailer for 'Chef,' starring Jon Favreau with knife tattoos.

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Sofia Vergara Pays Pimp Woody Allen For Sex In The Very Believable ‘Fading Gigolo’

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Woody Allen pimps out John Turturro to Sharon Stone and Sofia Vergara in Fading Gigolo, a movie that asks the question, "What if Sofia Vergara paid you to bang her?"


Here’s Jimmy Kimmel Reading Sofia Vergara A Bunch Of Mean Comments About Her From The Internet

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There's just something about an attractive woman being told by Jimmy Kimmel that someone on the internet thinks she has a penis.

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The Cast Of ‘Modern Family’ Played ‘Modern Family Feud’ On Kimmel’s Show Last Night

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Enjoy "Modern Family Feud," if only to hear Sofia Vergara yell "BOOBS!" out as an answer.


ABC Is Making A Show Based On Sofia Vergara's Life

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Sofia Vergara will showcase her modern family on ABC.

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Here Is 10 Minutes Of ‘Machete Kills’ B-Roll Action For A Behind-The-Scenes Look

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Once again, it seems like the people behind Machete Kills are trying to make us do everything except actually watch the movie before it hits theaters on October 11.


Start Your Day Off Right With The Alexa Vega Sizzle Reel From ‘Machete Kills’

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Machete Kills doesn’t hit theaters for another three weeks, but why should that stop Robert Rodriguez and Co.


The New Red Band Trailer For ‘Machete Kills’ Is Even More Ridiculous

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Another day, <a href="" target="_blank">another reminder of just how absurd</a> Machete Kills is going to be.

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Lady GaGa Drives The Hippie Van From Hell In The First ‘Machete Kills’ Clip

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You know, a lot of people have said that Machete Kills, the sequel to the 2010 with basically the same plot, looks like an absurd, cartoonish version of a movie that was already absurdly cartoonish.


Enjoy These Photos Jesse Tyler Ferguson Posted From The Set Of The 100th Episode Of Modern Family

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Jesse Tyler Ferguson posted several set photos from the 100th episode of Modern Family, but the best one involves Stella the dog.

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Woody Allen is John Turturro’s pimp in ‘Fading Gigolo’

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In this trailer for Fading Gigolo, directed by John Turturro, Woody Allen plays a pimp, and John Turturro his prostitute, whose services are solicited by Sharon Stone and Sofia Vergara for a menage, in one big game of "what part of this story is the least believable.


Sofia Vergara has boob guns because Robert Rodriguez is mature

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Outside of Planet Terror in Grindhouse, which was surprisingly awesome, I've always found Robert Rodriguez's movies just a liiiittle too dumb in a not-clever way for me to enjoy.


PICTURED: Sofia Vergara filming a sex scene with Sharon Stone

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Friends, I love nothing more than writing intelligent parody, critical analysis, and cultural criticism for you, and I hope that's what keeps you coming back, but every once in a while I'm more than content to let the content flash its boobs and soak up page-views speak for itself.

17-Year-Old Sofia Vergara Strips Down To Her Bikini In Her First Commercial (And The Morning Links)

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In her first commercial, Sofia Vergara nearly takes it all off, plus highlights from around the web.

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