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The Springfield Cardinals Almost Destroyed The World Series Trophy

If the Cubs ever win the World Series, it's just gonna be a year full of sh*t like this.

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Lance Berkman Is Here To Party

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Sure, the big baseball news right now is all about how Milwaukee Brewers slugger and 2011 National League MVP Ryan Braun beat the system and had his 50-game suspension overturned yesterday.

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The World Champion St. Louis Cardinals Visited The White House

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As I pointed out last week, President Barack Obama just loves having sports champions visit him at the White House, so it came as no surprise when the St.

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Deidre Pujols Is Upset That The Cardinals Did What Her Husband Asked

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Last week, at the Major League Baseball winter meetings in Dallas, the unthinkable happened – the Florida Marlins actually spent money.

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Albert Pujols Murders Rangers Pitching With A Gun In Latest Taiwanese Animation

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In case you ever wanted to see Albert Pujols pull out a pistol and shoot somebody in the face, here's Next Media Animation's latest encapsulation of current events.

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Albert Pujols Signs With Angels For $254M, Fans Burn $40 Jersey

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As the allure of a new Miami Thrice dominated headlines, a third MLB club made an 11th hour move to nab the greatest player in baseball history off of free agency.

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Albert Pujols Is Suddenly An Angel (No, He Didn’t Die)

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If you're a fan of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, now's the time to start flapping your arms.

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Dream Team 2 Update: Marlins Offer 10 Years To Legitimate 31-Year old

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It looks like the Miami sports community has learned from its mistakes; after assuming that signing all the best players would win them a championship in basketball, Miami has taken a different route with the Marlins and will be signing all the best players to win them a championship in baseball.

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Jon Heyman Is Such A Brave Crusader

With the Major League Baseball winter meetings under way in Dallas, this surprisingly stagnant free agency period is hopefully about to get a lot more entertaining.

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At Least It’s Competitive: Sports At The Country Music Awards

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Last night's 45th Annual Country Music Association Awards featured a lot of the usual suspects -- Taylor Swift crying about winning an award she expected to win, a touching tribute to Texas Ranger La Boeuf and Darius Rucker turning "and the Blowfish" into a full-blown country music career -- but the best parts were when sports guys showed up, because I haven't gone lifestyle yet and can't write about The Zac Brown Band on my sports blog.

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Time To Freak Out, Cardinals Fans

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For the first time since 2000, the St.

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David Freese Could Steal Your Girlfriend

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On Wednesday, World Series MVP David Freese visited the Macy’s store in Richmond Heights, MO and he signed baseballs for 275 fans after they agreed to purchase at least $50 worth of merchandise from the store.

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Texas Rangers Defeat Truman

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By way of our friends at Big League Stew comes a fantastic idea -- getting a "World Champs 2011" tattoo on your chest when your favorite baseball team has just blown two one-strike-and-we're-out opportunities in Game 6 of the World Series.

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That Didn’t Take Long: Albert Pujols Has A Statue Now

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There are currently 10 statues honoring St.


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