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BOOK: A-ROD ‘ROIDED AS TEEN, TIPPED PITCHES

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Update: Here's the Sickpigs conception of A-Rod today -- NSFW If you're going to sell a book about anyone in sports, it's imperative that you make that person look like a total asshole.

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THE TITANS ARE STILL UNDEFEATED

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Not pictured: Hank's rowdy friends The Titans beat the Colts 31-21 on Monday Night Football to remain the NFL's only undefeated team.

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PEYTON MANNING LOVES MEATLOAF

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This is the first time I've seen this Peyton Manning skit, so it's new to me.

TRACK AND FIELD

MARION JONES IS OUT OF JAIL

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Former American sprinter and third-tier piece of Olympic ass Marion Jones was released from federal custody this morning, which is fortunate, because the Prison Olympics just ended.

STERIODS

APPARENTLY THIS IS REAL

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Remember that commercial that aired during the NFL Playoffs with Peyton and Eli Manning in a competitive Oreo licking league.

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PEYTON MANNING IS FRIENDLY

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If MasterCard, Sprint, and Gatorade commercials have taught me anything, it's that Peyton Manning is a nice, charming guy who just wants us to be hydrated while paying for great telecommunications services with a versatile, widely accepted credit card.

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I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE MY PARENTS

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With a month of solid, confident play getting the youngest Manning brother to the Super Bowl just one year after big brother Peyton, Eli Manning is now a media darling of sorts, and two pieces from NYC newspapers are particularly embarrassing.

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THE MANNING BROTHERS HAVE A NEW SPORT

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Let's just say, hypothetically, that you're a famous multi-millionaire pro athlete.

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BRAINS! BRAAAAAAINNNNSSS!!!

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Kissing Suzy Kolber is having a bit of fun with this screen grab from Sunday night's Colts' implosion.

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THE COLTS ARE STILL GOOD

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Welp, Lil' Ronnie and that fat little tub of popcorn consumption are happy: the Colts beat up on the Saints 41-10 last night.

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THE COLTS GOT THEIR RINGS

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The Indianapolis Colts got their Super Bowl rings in a private ceremony, and they are symbolic works of art.

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PEYTON MANNING IS… COOL?

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Don't let that headline fool you: Peyton Manning is definitely not cool.

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MATT LEINART IS JEALOUS, CATTY

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Arizona Cardinals quarterback / baby-daddy / man-whore to the stars Matt Leinart made news when he fired uber-agency CAA for undisclosed reasons last week.

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PEYTON AND DREAMBOAT HAD A NICE DATE

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Peyton Manning and Tom Brady had a romantic evening of sushi and sake a day after the star quarterbacks both caught the Red Sox home opener, with Manning picking up the tab on his (surprise.

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BEARS FAN WILL NOT BE ‘PEYTON MANNING’

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After the Super Bowl I did a post about Bears fan / dim-witted rube Scott Wiese, who made a bet that he would change his name to Peyton Manning if the Bears lost the Super Bowl.

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PEYTON MANNING CAME IN SECOND

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So, remember those photos of Peyton Manning kicking it at a sweet sixteen birthday party.

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PEYTON MANNING’S FORBIDDEN DANCE

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You know, I didn't want to do so many videos today, but then I saw this on Popjocks, and.

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TONY DUNGY HATES THE GAYS

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For those of you still undecided about whom to root for in the Super Bowl, you can now factor Tony Dungy's homophobia into the equation.


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