LIONEL MESSI

Jeremy Lin, Tim Tebow Part Of Time’s 100 Most Influential People In The World

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Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic and Argentine footballer Lionel Messi are among the sports stars named on Time magazine's <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,2111975,00.html" target="_blank">"The 100 Most Influential People In The World"</a> for 2012, listed alongside such world-shapers as Burmese President U Thein Sein, public health statistician Hans Rosling and the red-haired lady who isn't Emma Stone from The Help.

betty white

Rob Gronkowski Wants To Have Sex With Tim Tebow For The Worst Reasons

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In a story that is hopefully already in the process of becoming a <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/" target="_blank">Kissing Suzy Kolber skit</a>, New England Patriots tight end, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/03/gronk-is-begging-you-to-curse-him-bro" target="_blank">pitch man</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/the-gronk-song-rob-gronkowski-is-good-at-football-gets-boners" target="_blank">folk hero</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/rob-gronkowski-knows-how-to-use-twitter" target="_blank">porn star gronker</a> Rob Gronkowski attended a scheduled public speaking event at the University of Rhode Island and was asked probably the most learned thing a college kid in Rhode Island could ask Rob Gronkowski: "Marry, Eff, Kill: Rex Ryan, Tim Tebow, Betty White.

Football

Rick's Cabaret Wants Tim Tebow To Know The Free Lap Dance Offer Still Stands

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It seems like a pretty slow Tim Tebow news day, what with the big hubbub around the New York Jets’ new not-so-secret weapon being that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/tim-tebow-has-his-own-super-plain-sandwich">he now has a sandwich named after him</a> and <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/05/tim-tebow-pedicure-new-york-jets-rex-ryan/#.T33rAvBAa6R">he got a manicure and pedicure</a> at MB Nails in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

FOOD NAMES

Tim Tebow Has His Own Super Plain Sandwich

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When the Denver broncos traded Tim Tebow to the New York Jets two weeks ago, the New York sports media responded exactly how we knew it would: But beyond the made up rumors of Tebow plotting to oust Mark Sanchez like he’s the modern day Santa Anna, there has been equal, slightly-more-legitimate excitement from NYC businesses, as Tebow’s star power means that marketing and merchandising are easier than ever.

Baywatch

Tuesday Morning Links Are Exciting

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I like the part where he says he's excited.

CRANKY OLD PEOPLE

Sports Analyst Pat Robertson Weighed In On The Tim Tebow Trade

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As we’ve discussed in the past, you can’t have much of a conversation about recent New York Jets acquisition Tim Tebow without religion being mentioned.

darren rovell

On The Idea That The Jaguars "Need" Tim Tebow

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A number of fake Twitter accounts were responsible for yesterday’s bevy of misinformation regarding which team Tim Tebow was actually being traded to, and while it really was quite humorous watching actual reporters deliver false news, it was ultimately frustrating.

DENVER BRONCOS

Joe Namath On Tim Tebow Trade: 'It Was Just Vapor Lock'

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Former New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath believes that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZU3ckWpCdc">there's only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback</a>, and he'd rather jog back to his car than fill in new Jet Tim Tebow.

CARS

Chosen Links And Emo Dogs

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"Just a picture of Jesus arm wrestling Satan on the side of a car.

GEORGE R.R. MARTIN

'Game Of Thrones' Creator Even Hates The Tebow Trade

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I don't write too often about sports over here but this story spans all the topics and I find it's oddness delightful so I must share.

DENVER BRONCOS

Tim Tebow Is A New York Jet, Antonio Cromartie Is Grumpy

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Ah Twitter, where athlete rants are born and subsequently apologized for.

CHICKS WHO DATE ATHLETES

Things Are Really Complicated For Tim Tebow

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With Peyton Manning officially signed to a 5-year, $96 million deal to be the quarterback of the Denver Broncos, the Broncos are reportedly shopping Tebow for a third round draft pick, despite having originally drafted him in the first round.

BULLRIDING

Morning Links, The Geekiest Imaginable Way To Spend Your Tuesday Morning

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And now, to cleanse your palate, here are 12 links about Peyton Manning.

DENVER BRONCOS

Where's Your Messiah Now, Tim Tebow?

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It's Twitter Official: Peyton Manning is about to become a Denver Bronco.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

Well Played, Chad Lowe

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One of the first of many strange moments in this Peyton Manning free agency saga was actor <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/this-is-literally-the-worst-news-in-the-history-of-professional-football">Rob Lowe Tweeting that he “was hearing” that Manning would be retiring</a>, presumably due to his 4th neck surgery.

CELINE DION

Miami Dolphins Fans Have Entered The Song Phase Of Their Peyton Manning Courtship

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With NFL free agency set to begin tomorrow, a lot of people believe that a handful of teams qualify for this equation: Mediocre to average 2011 season + Peyton Manning coming off 4th neck surgery = ZOMG SUPER BOWL.

THE BACHELOR

Tim Tebow Was Approached About Being The Next 'Bachelor'

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Image via <a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/cat.mhtml?lang=en&search_source=search_form&version=llv1&anyorall=all&safesearch=1&searchterm=tebow&search_group=&orient=&search_cat=&searchtermx=&photographer_name=&people_gender=&people_age=&people_ethnicity=&people_number=&commercial_ok=&color=&show_color_wheel=1#id=57120373&src=5889e851416f7f43200da339ffe4b415-1-21">Shutterstock</a> In a move that makes an incredible amount of sense -- because, really, why wouldn't a devoutly religious virgin/active NFL quarterback try to select a mate from a menagerie of maladjusted, wine-soaked, fame junkies in front of a national audience.

CANCER PATIENTS

Tim Tebow Caught In Sordid Dating Scandal!!!

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File this under: News that was buried because it didn't involve love triangles with Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian or bromances with Jeremy Lin.

ACADEMY AWARDS

Tebowing Is Older Than Billy Crystal

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Back To School Iron Man star Robert Downey Jr.




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