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Only The Arena League Will Have Tebow

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One of the biggest stories of the 2012 off-season was Tim Tebow being displaced as the starting quarterback of the Denver Broncos after derping his way into the second round of the playoffs and the hearts of millions of Jesus freaks the season before.

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We Ruined Tebow’s Hate Sermon — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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While I was looking forward to sharing a message of hope and Christ's unconditional love with the faithful members of the historic.

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Tim Tebow’s New Endorsement Deal Sets Us Up For The Easiest Joke Of The Day

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Last we heard of the New York Jets and their second- and sometimes-third string quarterback, Tim Tebow, owner Woody Johnson was trying to convince us that he was “forced” into making a trade with the Denver Broncos to acquire the eventual inspiration for Skip Bayless’ sex doll.

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Peter Tebow Set To Deny His Brother 3 Times

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Tim Tebow's brother Peter lives in Denver, loves Jesus (according to his Twitter bio, at least, I don't know him personally or anything) and has over 15,000 Twitter followers, because every Bill Clinton needs his Roger.

#BOSTON CELTICS

Kevin Garnett's Honey Nut Cheerios And Other Athletes Re-Imagined As Breakfast Foods

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In one of the better “Boys will be boys” stories of this early sports year, New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony reportedly took offense to something that Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett said to him during Boston’s 102-96 victory on Monday night.

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Dick’s Sporting Goods Benches Tim Tebow

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The Jets' season is over, presumably ending Tim Tebow's miserable stint there as well, but there's still a little bit more indignity that he has to put up with.

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Taiwanese Animation: Tim Tebow’s Jets Drama

Tim Tebow's tumultuous time with the New York Jets receives the always absurd Taiwanese animation treatment.

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And Now, It’s The 2012 New York Jets Season Set To ‘Yakety Sax’

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The 2012 NFL season began with the New York Jets as the center of attention because of backup quarterback Tim Tebow, and it has ended with the Jets still as the center of attention because of starting QB Mark Sanchez.

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New York Jets Shopping Sanchez, Tebow?

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The New York Jets have had a bullseye on their back since Rex Ryan burst onto the scene, making as many brash predictions as he could think of.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

The Biggest, Most Incredible, Unbelievable, Shouted About Sports Moments Of 2012

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It is not an easy task to put together a list, such as the Greatest Sports Moments of 2012, specifically because so many things happen in any given year that it’s all but impossible to universally gauge which one event or person is greater than another.

#COMMERCIALS

Tim Tebow Makes These TiVo Ads Very Awkward

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Despite being a backup quarterback on a team with a terrible starting quarterback, Tim Tebow is still one of the most talked about people in America.

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Here’s A Terrifying Reminder That Athlete Underwear Ads Have Come A Long Way

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Earlier this year, there was a considerable deal of buzz around New York Jets backup QB Tim Tebow inking an endorsement deal with the underwear company Jockey, because the world’s most famous virgin doesn’t exactly sound like the perfect candidate for rocking his bulge.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Judas James Harden Returns Home To The Fans He Shunned

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I haven’t been the most devout NBA fan yet in this young season, so I was a little surprised to see that more than a month later, Oklahoma City Thunder fans are still mad at James Harden.

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Love Thy Backup Neighbor: A Definitive Gallery Of Fan Signs Supporting Tim Tebow

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As much as I love to make fun of him like the majority of football fans, I kind of feel bad for Tim Tebow sometimes.

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Your NFL Recap: Week 7

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The legend of Robert Griffin III continues to grow each Sunday.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Arian Foster Will Score 40 Points Tonight, Right? RIGHT???

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I don’t ask for much in this life, other than an ageless super model girlfriend who poops million dollar bills, but if Houston Texans RB Arian Foster could grab me about 160 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Jets’ horrible run defense tonight, that would be groovy like a disco movie.

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Brian Hartline Is Still Upset About Losing To Tim Tebow In The 2007 BCS Championship

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With the New York Jets sort of thriving under new offensive coordinator Tony Sparano, the Miami Dolphins’ focus should be on how to stop whatever plays he’s going to throw at them in what will most certainly be a big revenge game for the former Miami coach.

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Important Update: I'm Still Not Buying The Lawnmower Kid's Tebowing Story

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Last month, 17-year old Josh Ehrenberg shoehorned himself into the national news scene when he told a local TV news crew that a man attacked him while he was mowing his lawn.

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Meet Jacob Rainey, High School Football’s Amputee Quarterback

Last December, Woodberry Forest School quarterback and college prospect Jacob Rainey made the news when his career was (we assumed) tragically cut short by a mishap on the playing field.


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