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Photobomb So Hard University – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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You know Terrell Suggs is fully back from his off-season Achilles injury when he's back to doing his usual things, like getting sacks and acting the fool during team photo day.

#RAY RICE

Beerjockness – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Part of Ray Rice's off-season training regiment appears to involve running up and down metal bleachers while hoisting two 15-gallon steel kegs.

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Hooray, Ubiquitous Song Parodies – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Because every song parody being put out right now is either playing off "Call Me Maybe" or Gotye, here's one of the latter gagging on Colts and Broncos fans coping with their departed QBs.

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What Is Cake Darnell Looking At? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Darnell Dockett's birthday cake is pretty trill, but lacks a necessary frosting gator, so I won't be partying with him.

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Gonna Ride Now – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Happened a little bit ago, but new to me: Eagles offensive lineman Danny Watkins bought his own fire engine, fulfilling the dreams of boys ages 4-7 the world over.

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KSK 2010 NFL Prekkake: AFC North

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It’s that time of year when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.

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Terrell Owens Ushered Into SW Ohio-Based Carnival Of Unhinged Football Retards

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An aged and desperate Terrell Owens has been signed by the Bengals to a one-year deal to replace the gimpy Antonio Bryant.

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It’s North America’s Twitter Feed!

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Twitter is a hot white piece of Internet ephemera, one that in less than two year's time we'll look back at and snicker that we ever bothered with it in the first place, like Am I Hot or Not.

Unsilent Majority

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Could TO be done in Dallas.

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MB3 Feat. T.O. “This Shove”

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[Singing before the NFL competition committee] I wanna make love with this shove HEY With this shove HEY With this shove HEY With this shove I wanna make love with this shove HEY With this shove HEY With this shove [Door flies open] About to hit the field Make a movie, rated X Butter you up with some popcorn Then we get the butt sex On the couch, locker room After hours, running track Me on your bo-sack You on my face mask We drafted that Felix Jones He's one we shoulda passed on Me, I got 102 catches And a fresh jimmy hat on I wanna make love with this shove HEY With this shove HEY With this shove And I don't what ref is flaggin' Flaggin' Flagginnnnnnnn'.


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