Bono Says He May Never Play Guitar Again, Cancels All Public Appearances

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Bono talks about his inability to play guitar post-injury and his bandmates' not really being bothered about that.


Bruce Springsteen Filled In For An Absent Bono To Sing Two U2 Songs

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There can be only one lead singer of U2, and his name ain't Bruce Springsteen.


Bono And His Famous Friends Are Tired Of Talking About Ebola In This PSA

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Bono's ONE organization recruited Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Will Ferrell, Morgan Freeman and others for this new PSA about Ebola awareness.


Jimmy Fallon And The Roots Should Go Ahead And Cover Every U2 Song

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After U2 canceled their appearance on 'The Tonight Show,' Jimmy Fallon and The Roots treated us all to a cover of 'Desire.'


Benedict Cumberbatch Explains Why He Photobombed U2 At The Oscars


The British actor photobombed the band for his good friend Helen.


Did U2 Cancel Their ‘Tonight Show’ Residency Because Someone Is Trying To Kill Bono?

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Someone's coming after Bono. That's the only explanation for his recent "mishaps."


Bono Is ‘Extremely Lucky’ To Be Alive After The Back Of His Plane Fell Off Mid-Flight

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U2 frontman Bono "cheated death" when a door flew off the back of his plane on a flight to Berlin.


Foo Fighters’ Taylor Hawkins On The New U2 Album: It ‘Sounds Like A Fart’

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Here's the Foo Fighters' review of the new U2 album: *fart noise*


Who Ya Got: U2’s Weeklong Residency On ‘Fallon’ Vs. Metallica’s On ‘Ferguson’

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Metallica and U2 will be on competing late-night shows the same week.


And Now We Know Why Bono Always Wears Sunglasses

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Rock star/iTunes polluter Bono has revealed the secret of why he is always wearing sunglasses and it is sad.


U2 Is Sorry That Apple Gave Everyone A Free Album That Made Them Even Wealthier

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Bono and his bandmates apologized on Facebook for Apple automatically downloading their new album on iTunes last month.

#The Walking Dead

Now U2 Is Also Whoring Itself Out For ‘The Walking Dead’

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U2's latest music videos are promos for 'The Walking Dead,' because U2 insists on omnipresence.


What If Apple Took Their U2 Removal Tool One Step Further And Removed The Band From Your Memory?

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Imagine if Apple didn't just allow you to remove U2 from your library, but from your entire existence.


Tyler The Creator Likens Apple’s U2 Download To ‘Waking Up With Herpes’

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No one seems to like the fact that Apple automatically downloaded the new U2 album directly onto their phones and playlists.


Apple Spent A Ridiculous Amount Of Money On The New U2 Album

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Bono just made enough money to buy THOUSANDS of goofy sunglasses.


All You Should Want Are These 8 U2 Songs Even Bono Haters Can Enjoy

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U2 doesn't TOTALLY suck. Here are eight under-appreciated songs of theirs.


The Internet Reacted To Apple’s Special Event With Typical Grace And Aplomb

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The jokes made about Apple's special event were arguably better than the event itself, so we've collected our favorite photoshops and jokes.


U2’s New Album, ‘Songs Of Innocence,’ Is Available For Free On iTunes Right Now

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U2 announced their new album during Apple's press conference earlier today, and you can hear it RIGHT NOW.

#The Simpsons

The Most Star-Studded Episodes To Watch During FXX’s ‘The Simpsons’ Marathon

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Get your DVRs ready to record these episodes that feature some of the biggest stars to ever offer their voices to 'The Simpsons.'

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