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Patriots Complaints Now In Magazine Cover Form

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The official publication of the Patriots has a rather pointed headline for this week's edition following the Monday night loss in Carolina.

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John Harbaugh Wants To Hand Out Stains And Punctuation

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The May Day tempest in a teapot is the comments made by Ravens coach John Harbaugh to Baltimore's alt-rock station suggesting that all the Patriots' titles should be considered tainted (as in Joe Flacco has rubbed his taint/grundle/perineum on them) because of Spygate.

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Mom Of Weepy Chargers Fan Both Commendably Sadistic And Voyeuristic

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This video isn't quite as embarrassing as Crying Giants Fan on account of its subject being a kid, but it is noteworthy for the mom continuing to film her little pussboy for a full minute while he cries himself to the point of dry heaving.

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WELCOME, 2010 SEASON.

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Even Worse Than Seahawks Fans

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Ravens fans, do kindly enjoy a frosty mug of Shut the Fu*k Up on me.

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A Children’s Treasury of Broncos Fan Angst

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Last week, we solicited reactions from "disgruntled" Broncos fans regarding the Cutler-McDaniels saga and the quarterback's trade to the Bears.

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Seahawks Fans: A Fanbase So Sour, It Can Only Be Safely Contained in a Magnetic Field

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Because they harbor a delusion that tells them that we care, Seahawks fans are letting the world know that they would rather become the only team without a Super Bowl title in a division that includes the Rams and the Cardinals than see the Steelers win another one.

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/Long, Sad Trombone Sound

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Hopefully they dispatched the waaaaahmbulance to this place.

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My Name Is Gregg, and I’m a Vagina

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Just in case any of you heathen football fanatics forgot, those Patriots are a bunch of cheaty McCheatersons.


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